New York, Spanish Town, Miami, this is Abena, Big up the One876 writer dem, man like Phlex, Kriq, Claude Mills and mi dupes, A.K.A, the real man inna the ting. Like how Beenie Man gone ah Africa fi build back, ah same way we at One876 plan fi have a retreat pon the North Coast fi the staff so we can re-energise fi the new year. So the next time mi write a story, I will be writing from my laptop while lounging poolside, and sipping on a strawberry daiquiri. Weh dem feel like?

MARCH BABY DATES FOR RENEE AND MIAJAE
Is there any truth to the rumour that ZJ Liquid is expecting two babies in March of this year, and that one of his baby mothers has sent a damaging letter to a website about the whole issue. What could Mia Jae possibly be saying in the letter? Who is she directing her comments at? Is it Renee? Or is it Liquids former amor, M to the I to the L to the K? New York, this one is hot. Mi hear say Renee plan fi have a foreign baby, but mi no know, Mia Jae, yu nah fly up to? It look like Liquid ah go need some serious paternity leave this year.

WHO IS LATIESH FLAWLESS?
Somebody need fi send me a resume or a CV on who this Flawless girl is? Is she just your regular garden-variety skets? Or just an innocent girl caught up in a web of corruption after posing for an innocuous picture with Beenie Man? Mi no know, somebody need fi text me, write me, email me on mi blackberry so me can give the people dem the full 100.

WILL AIDONIA GET BAIL TODAY?
Will Aid-d-d-d-donia get bail today? Will he be officially charged? Worries in the dancehall, Big Ship/Empire say free him up.

GIRL DANCERS WAR TURNED DEADLY, SWIZZLE BODY GIRL ON TRIAL FOR MURDER
Swizzle Body girl Alicia Samuels, who reportedly stabbed another woman outside the Asylum nightclub last year, is set to return to court on February 12. When she appeared in court this week, the court was informed that the post-mortem had not yet been performed because the girl who she stab died in December, and it look sticky pon her bad bad. Too much war inna the dancehall fi real.

HOUSEKEEPER FREED OF CONTRACT KILLING OF L.G BROWN
Watt, the housekeeper who had been in custody since 2004 because she coulden get bail. What a ting, eh! She never even have enough money fi mek bail and affi siddown inna jail until dem time deh.

Big up the 0ne876 Crew
Big up the whole entourage Jinx, Candy, Raquel, Jen, Sniper, Snypz, Lady, KK, Out and Bad, Zagga Zow, Schoolgirl, News News, Gee, Supared, Dat Mi Say, War Panel ah oonu ah carry we to the universe and because mi inna one good mood, big up Akinyele and Kiss Teet, even though dem move lean like a zinc house outta Riverton.