Hansie Cronje (Former South African Player) went to hell....

As he stood in front of Yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
he asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock.

Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hansie, "Who's clock is that?"

"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that
he never told a lie."

"And whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,

telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Hansie asked, "Where's Ricky's (Ricky Ponting) clock?"

Yamraj replied, "Ricky's clock is in my office, I'm using it as a

ceiling fan"