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CALOSS

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Date: 05:46 01/18 2008

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While he was masturbating, Crosshair Appearance had a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell (he is one hell of a sexist), where the devil is waiting for him.

'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil.
'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide the place you'll take.'

Crosshair Appearance thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

'No,' Crosshair AppearanceJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that; all day long.'

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. 'No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,' commented Crosshair Appearance.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Crosshair Appearance saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Crosshair Appearance looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can handle this.'

The devil smiled and said . . .

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Date: 20:52 01/18 2008

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Date: 14:09 01/26 2008

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lol, smiled and said what? how u leave us hanging so? __________________

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Date: 20:27 01/26 2008

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and said...............yes what the hell did he say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *Dubito Ergo Cogito, Cogito Ergo Sum.* SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER...... SEX IS THE QUESTION AND YES IS THE ANSWER

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Date: 02:47 01/27 2008

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Intelligent joke Caloss. Monica going to heaven I get it. Somebody not as bad as him. Black people not going to get this cause dem love Bill so. Dem tink Bill a go a heaven. Crosshair a tek Monica place. __________________ Utmost for the highest