Mi rich, mi look good and mi happy. Wah do some gal? Dem ah live inna lue. New York, Miami, Spanish Town, Kingston, mi ting sort out. I will be flossing at Hot Gal Roll Out Saturday night, and mi outfit sort out fi Scotty British Goodaz Gal Boat Ride on Sunday, how some gal say dem hot and dem a repeat clothes, and yu buck dem ah come outta Half Price 50 per cent off sale this week? HEH-HEH! Mi rich and mi happy! Weh dem feel like?

KARTEL AND DANIELLE VOICE BEAT IT REMIX
Word on the streets is that Kartel ah work wid Danielle a.k.a DI on a Beat It remix for producer Kareem. People ah say it sound like a sure hit already, and the video ah go shoot by next week. Empire ah roll out!

I-OCTANE BURNS A FIRE
I-Octane get a nomination fi New Artiste of the Year inna the Excellence in Music and Entertainment (EME) awards that ah go show pon CVM TV and air pon HOT 102. The man have a good year with the Gun Rise song wid Teflon, and the Stab Vampire ting tek off. The people dem love the vampire suit at Sting, especially with the wooden stake and ting. But ah over East Fest him get the biggest forward, people ah work wid the octane, the man ah burn the petrol, and the highest grade 90 him ah push, memba! All the best inna the 2000 straight.

ALL-ISLAND POWER CUT
A wah really a gwaan a Jamaica? Look how mi almost miss Weddy Weddy last night because JPS caan sort out dem dutty self. When dem nah send mi some fictitious $12,000 plus bill, dem ah have power surge fi mash up mi TV and mi fridge. JPS, sort out oonu dutty self.

WAH PEOPLE AH CHAT BOUT
Will DAngel give a good performance inna Brooklyn Friday night alongside Alison Hinds dem?

We love the new range but why Killa neva jus buy a 2008 Range and done?

Wha dat  Barbee have on at Jagga B dance? She neva look right, even before she get the jook inna her eye.

Where Ms. Kitty from RE get da purple dress de from ah Jagga B dance? She ah occur. Gwaan Ms. Kitty.

How Toya ah go so hard inna the mermaid outfit at Jagga B dance? She just look rich so, and she nah hail nobody, she come in like a ice queen. Rich!