From Left: Beenie Man. Sizzla, Elephant Man, Harry Toddler, DJ Spice, X-Ale and Jah Cure

Well a di start a di year and mi jus want uno fi know sey a love wi a deal wit. In di music, di home, di corner. Missa big man a beg uno leggo di machine and hole on to a queen and ladies nuh badda nuh di two man ting. A dat Sharlene Jackson sey. SUSS Time!!!


ONLY A VERBAL CLASH?

Mi no know people, but the music nah run right, it come in like dancehall nuh nice again, mi caan believe that even the rastas are arguing amongst themselves, if anno Lutan and Capleton, is Jah Cure and Sizzla. Jah Cure and Sizzla ah the best of friends, when Cure come outta prison, him and Sizzla hug up ah the press conference so wha dat gwaan between the man dem ah Coco T show. Jah know, people, it hurt mi heart fi see how the love gone outta the music business. Still, mi hope dem can patch it up and mek peace fi the 2000 and love. We no waan no more guerilla war.


GO GO LIVES WITH HOMO

Wah dis mi a hear? A certain man who live a certain gated community inna town is a known fish, even though him have four pickney and him ah try pull off a sham ting by being with a go go cause him no waan nobody know bout him dutty lifestyle. People, the man de wid a big-time fish fi over a year and even ah drive up the man car and the man ah support him like a sugar mommy, and after him nyam out the man, him go tek up with the go go. Why some man nuh just stop trick up the woman dem and keep dem dutty living away from the woman dem?


JAGGA B DANCE TONIGHT

Portmore, mi dun buy my cat outfit fi Jagga B dance over La Roose later. No gal nah go harder than me, wah happen to some gal who have dem name and caan dress? Crazy giveaways ah go gwaan over de. Mad tings ah gwaan. Crazy money spenders and ting. Mi ah go de de fi see who look good and who nah happen. Some gal who claim say dem hot need fi call me fi Audrey Goodas number, so she can sort dem out.


BLACK AND WHITE WAS OFF THE CHAIN

Yo, how Lena British Black and White sell off so! The ting mad. All ah the top man dem roll out, Oney British, Dozer, Lucky. Big up Lena British who did look good and her party did sell off Thursday too. Lucky did ah go hard, Joe did a happen inna one black Versace suit. Dozer outfit well bazzle. Nicky did ah go hard inna one Audrey Goodas creation. Sasha from Portmore, yu did outstanding. Party Claude, yu well sort out. Gary British, yu woman look good. Anybody who fa name no call is not a star, so yu can stop look fi yu name now.


HEART OF LOVE DOING WELL

Bwoy, Bibi Gardner label ah go hard. Buju Banton song, Tell Dem Doan Follow and Munga's When My Gun Rise de #11 on the Jamaica Music Countdown charts. Him drop Erup but the production dem ah shot, even the one-drop weh name Four Bottle wid Mad Cobra, Junior Kelly, Natural Black and Nature ah go hard. We love how Dennis Howard ah govern the ting.


TOP TEN MOMENTS FOR 2007

Sara Lawrence paternity issues surfaced and she had the baby on the night that Ms. World was crowned. Beenie Man's tax woes resurfaced in October with news he owed $30 million. Munga and Deva Brat fighting onstage at Stone Love anniversary in December. Sizzla's entourage beating up Norris Man onstage during Capleton's show. Jah Cure was released from prison in July. Beenie Man storming the Mafia House office to repossess his furniture from D'Angel in August. The performance at the AMA's with Alicia Keyes, Beenie Man, Chaka Demus and Pliers and Junior Reid. Mavado and Vybz Kartel press conference to cement the peace. Publicist Ray Alexander's house was shot up. Mavado was arrested and charged after a brawl in Barbados.


LUTAN FYAH BLAZES

How Lutan Fyah ah represent Spanish Town so hard? The man mash up over Sting inna the early morning with a wicked fire that gwaan good even, and him did mash up over Dancehall Jam Jam with St. Jago De La Vega and Save the Juveniles before King Shango come up on the stage and Lutan decide fi cut because him and Capleton have a vibe. We love the career look, it come in like Europe ah the place this summer.



REMEMBERING THOSE WHO DIED last YEAR

The music industry lost Tyrone Taylor, mento great Stanley Beckford, Big Ship artiste Craig Dennis, and Danish singer Natasja. We just want to big up all the fallen soldiers for the 2007.


QUESTION TIME

How the country gal dem love Kartel so downa Trelawny? Dem drag him offa stage and ah grab grab him up when him a perform.


How X-ale a guh suh hard? A hear a new tune bout dem a di baddest group. Mek wi si how it a guh nuh.


How Beenie Man can dress so? The man outdress everybody downa Trelawny Family Fun Day with a white suit, green vest and red tie.


How Wayne Marshall and Tami Chin cuddle up so tight at French Connection?


How the Spice girls dem love bruk war wid dem enemy so?


How Angela Strikers boatride sell off so? The boat not even lef the harbour.


How Barbee and Renee turn up at Sherlock All White inna the same kinda clothes from one designer? Dem ave someting in common, but why dem haffi share designer too?

How Harry Toddla a guh suh hard? Him will be runnin in on him video nex week. And a pure par mi si him a par wid Ele.


Why Angel bother turn up at Delly ball the other night? She never look ready, she shoulda just stay home.


How Spice ah gwaan so wicked, she ah mash up all ah the stage show dem? The people dem love her. She mash up Original Dancehall Jam Jam, Monday gone


Big up Kartel party fi January 12. Di ole a Empire will be celebrating wit di teacha with a Vybz Rum Party on the 12th, ah pure sitten sitten ah go gwaan over de. Mad ting.