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A man and his wife were  working in their garden one day and the man  looks  over at his wife and says: "Your butt  is getting really  big, I mean  really big. I bet  your butt is  bigger >than  the  Barbecue grill ."
 With that he proceeded to get  a measuring tape and measure the grill   and  then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's  bottom.

Yes, I was Right; your butt  is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!" The woman chose to ignore her  husband. Later that  night in bed,the husband  is feeling a little frisky. He  makes some advances towards his  wife who completely brushes  him off.
"What's wrong?" he  asks. She answers: "Do you really  think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill  for one little sausage ?

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BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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hahahahaha she dun him money

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rororororo Damn right

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Woooi... serve heself right...  ro ro

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hahahahaha deh man deh ben lol nuttin fi him sausage, wingy, weiner lol

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no day...

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shudda me... wen my sausage start cook inna that rass, she betta go fi more coal and kerosene, cuz diss ya sausage nah go dun cook

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LOL @ JEWLZ.... DA CATTY DEH A TEASE

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oh really now...lol

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MADDDDDD

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A CLASSIC!

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feem food get eaten

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lol

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wah she dun dis him long lol

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