Girl--------"Forgive me father for I have sinned"

Priest---- "What have you done my child?"

Girl--------"I called a man a son of a b*t*h."

Priest----"Why did you call him a son of a b*t*h?"

Girl------- "Because he touched my hand."

Priest----"Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

Girl-------"Yes father."

Priest---"Thats no reason to call a man a son of a

b*t*h."

Girl------"Then he touched my
 breast."



Priest---"Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

Girl------"Yes father."

Priest---"Thats no reason to call him a son of a b*t*h."

Girl-------"Then he took off my clothes; father."

Priest---"Like this?(as he takes off her
 clothes)

Girl-------"Yes father."

Priest---"Thats no   reason to call him a son of a b*t*h."

Girl------"Then he stuck his "you know what into my "you

know where"

Priest---"Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what

into her "you know where")

Girl------"YES FATHER; YEES FATHER; YEES FAAAATHER!!"

Priest---"(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call

him a son of a b*t*h"

Girl------"But father he had AIDS!

Priest---"SHIT! THAT SON OF A b*t*h!!!