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djstevenking
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A Jamaican living in the States was down on his luck. Out of work and
broke, he started going around to various companies in the city begging for
a job, any job. Finally he got to the Zoo. The Zookeeper looked stressed
out. 'The monkey escaped last night', the Zookeeper said, 'If you are
willing to put on a monkey suit and stand in the monkey's cage for a couple
days, I'll pay you.' The Jamaican immediately accepted.>> The pay was OK
and the work wasn't hard. He swung from the tree, and the kids fed him
fruits and nuts. He actually started enjoying himself. He even started
adding a few acrobatic moves that he had seen on TV. Late in the afternoon
he swung a bit too vigorously, lost his grip and flew clean outof the
monkey cage and landed in the lion cage next door. The lion let out a
huge roar and our friend in the monkey> suit bawl out,> 'LAWD GOD, ME DED
NOW!'>> The huge lion immediately pounced on him, grabbed him by the throat
and whispered, 'Man shut yuh mout nuh, suh we can keep di likkle wuk!'

-- Edited by owadkelly at 14:14, 2009-01-07

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this post already

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tru, but boi, jamaicans are a task and a half

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hahahahahaha

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MAD!!!!...that was unexpected...lol

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lol

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lol look like ah people alone deh

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LMFAO!!!

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