A man is driving down a deserted stretch of
highway when he
notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination
and drives on
without second
thought....Soon he sees another sign which 
reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs
are for real and
drives past
a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he
pulls into the drive.
On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building
with a small sign
next to the
door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The
door is answered by
a nun in a
long black habit who asks, "What may we do for
you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the
highway and was
interested in possibly doing business...."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He
is led through many winding passages and is
soon quite
disoriented.
The nun
stops at a closed door and tells the man,
"Please knock on this
door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit
holding a tin cuP
answers the
door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100
 in the cup then
go through
the large wooden door at the end of the
hallway." He puts $100
in the cup,
eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
 the door pulling
it shut
behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in
the parking lot
facing another
sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF
ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER