One day a Russian man was walking along a small alleyway of Moscow. As he was walking, he accidentally kicked over a dirty can, and to his amazement a genie popped out. The genie said
"You have one wish, what will the wish be?"
After thinking for a while, the man was ready to say his wish.
"I wish that I could pee vodka."
"How you wish,"the genie said, and was gone.

The man was so excited that he rushed home and took out a shot glass. He then peed into the glass, and looked at it. It was very clear, and did not look like pee. Then he took a small sip, and lo and behold, it was the best vodka he had ever tasted.

That night he called his wife over and took out two shot glasses, and did his business in them. The wife was very reluctant to drink it, but when she did, she was amazed, and they drunk far into the night. Eventually getting it on with each other.

The next night they did the same.

The third night, the man only took out one glass. The woman asked him why he only took out one, and his response was...

"Tonight, my dear lady, you drink straight from the bottle!"