A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.""Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in theBahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Pouf! She's gone."Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supplyof Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Pouf! He's gone."OK, yo u 're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says,"I want those two back in the office after lunch."
If u blame life u blame who give it suh dnt blame life blame the wayhow u live it, God neva sleep him wake him nuh mek mistake suh blame it on u frends and in u surroundings weh fake