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Just Jokes....Sorry ladies

Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested?
A: She will look down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they takeyour house and car with the them.

 
Q: Why can't you trust a woman?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
 
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.
 
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
 
Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
 
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
 
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".
 
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
 
Q: Define Bra?[simple words]
A: A modern device used for the upliftment of the downfallen ones.
 
Q: Define a Bra? [Shakspearean words]
A: Under shoulder boulder holder.
 
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
 
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.


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Q: How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.

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Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

LOL!

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haha 365 condoms..... goodyear haha lmfao

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the damn truth
How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

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^^^^^^fa real

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dis funny

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