>What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, 
>and 78 ?
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>At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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>At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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>At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
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>At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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>At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
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>At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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>At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
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>At 78 -- What story???  What bed???  Who the hell are you