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MZJ ELECT WIFIE
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Does size matter?

Subject: Does size matter?
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> >  Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy
> > had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
> >
> > She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts
> > at the maturity of a 12 year old.
> >
> >  He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However,
> > Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that
he

> > also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.."I
> > too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I
> > hope you could deal with that once we are married.
> >
> >  She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant
> > size penis."Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for
> > the Honeymoon.
> >
> >  Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started
> > touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in
> > Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran
> > after her to find out what was wrong. She said, You told me your
> > penis was the size of an infant!" Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7
> > ounces, 19 inches long!!"

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lol, my gosssshhhh!!

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MZ Super Diplomat
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DYAMMMM... HIM NEED SURGERY FI CORRECT DAT ro

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dam.....this funny

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she fraid a di anaconda

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MZ version warrior/vinyl junkie/roots rocka/zone clean-up operations
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ssugarlipss wrote:

DYAMMMM... HIM NEED SURGERY FI CORRECT DAT ro




hahahaha
and i thought u ladies love huge cocks....



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Must be a Jamaican

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MZ Super Diplomat
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massive vybe wrote:

ssugarlipss wrote:

DYAMMMM... HIM NEED SURGERY FI CORRECT DAT ro




hahahaha
and i thought u ladies love huge cocks....





Hell noooo... mi like sweetness not pain in di pelvis lol

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MZ version warrior/vinyl junkie/roots rocka/zone clean-up operations
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it all depends on di man dem... it's the way he does it (to say it like this)...

sum man dem need fi start listen to dem girlfriends and stop actin ina rude way seen...

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Yea man mi agree... p*ssy maybe powerful but it a sensitive ting too... treat it nice an it will treat yuh nice back lol

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ssugarlipss wrote:

Yea man mi agree... p*ssy maybe powerful but it a sensitive ting too... treat it nice an it will treat yuh nice back lol



a dat me seh... sugar guess u know how fi please u man... u def di rite woman fi me... mek me know when u deh ya a amsterdam one time



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lol


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Lol massive vybe....

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DJ Romeo wrote:

Must be a Jamaican




 mus b black u mean



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funny stuff!

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lol

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lol a weh hima guh wid that.... instant divorce. lol lol lmao

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NICK D QUICK
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Gangsta Natz wrote:

lol a weh hima guh wid that.... instant divorce. lol lol lmao


u nuh easy enuh lmao

 



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sitin weh long until it tap a knees lol

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