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Should children witness childbirth? ,LMAO

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to
the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked

Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her
mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor
was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she
had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his a
ss again!"

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slap him again!

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rorororo Aaahh children

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thumbsupp she should be told that she once crawled out of there too



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yeh caa mi neva she when mi born lol lol

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