A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young
husbands' constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for
him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make
love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey
you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are
leaving me drained and really tired.

So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the
Letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions.
Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from,
and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks
The note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be
understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices
That her note has-been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,
"Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much
Pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the
extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting
with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.


1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TONIGHT
5. TOMORROW
6. TATURDAY
7. TUNDAY
8. Every Tucking Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I'm waiting for you upstairs."