so an old man and his wife go to a doctor.. the man was having extreme pains etc.. well you know what age brings.
Doc: and how are we feeling? Old Man: WHAT DID YOU SAY? Doc: I ASKED HOW ARE YOU FEELING! Old Man: I FEEL BAD.. EVERYTHING HURTS. Doc: don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this.. I'll need some *lo**, urine and excrement samples to figure out what's wrong. Old Man: WHAT DID YOU SAY? Wife: HE SAID HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR!