Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Canadian brags, "and
this morning she couldn't stop telling me how much she adored me."

"Last night I made love to my wife six times," the American replies, "and
today she said she could never love another man."

The Jamaican man remains silent, and the Canadian smugly asks, "How many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

Once," says the Jamaican man."Only once?" The American snorts arrogantly.
"And what did she say to you this morning?"

Rass man. Yuh nah stop!"