A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, Jumps up from the bed and yells at the man, s**t! That must be my husband!

So the guy quickly got out of bed, scared and naked.

He jumped out the window like a crazy man, Smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, And then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman I'm your husband, you slut!!!

So the woman answers: Oh, yeah!!

And why were you running? You son of a b*t*h!