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Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"
Yo' momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Yo' momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo' momma's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on her good side!
Yo' momma's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo' momma's so fat, yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up the on-ramps!
Yo' momma's so fat, you haveta roll over twice to get off her!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!
Yo' momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu, including "Thank You, Come Again"!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!
Yo' momma's so fat, the sign outside one restaurant says 'Maximum occupancy, 512, or YO' MOMMA!'
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat, people said, "Taxi!"
Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo' momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, "Caution! Wide Turn!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow!
Yo' momma's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo' momma's so fat, when Scorpion did the harpoon throw on her, he got arrested for whaling!
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun!
Yo' momma's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo' momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping!
Yo' momma's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Yo' momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo' momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do livestock!"
Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, "Please step out of the car!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..."
Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo' momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Yo' momma's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo' momma's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo' momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo' momma's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had on flip flops!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has to make two trips!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls *ss, she has friends come help!
Yo' momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has a wooden leg with a kick stand!
Yo' momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo' momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip...at the radio station!
Yo' momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs!
Yo' momma's so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures!
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they spelled out "boulevard!"
Yo' momma's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat *ss Jeans!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning!
Yo' momma's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse!
Yo' momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo' momma's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo' momma's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat!
Yo' momma's so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't have cellulite, she has celluHEAVY!
Yo' momma's so fat, she eats Wheat *Thicks*!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sweats, people wear raincoats around her!
Yo' momma's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her I.Q.!
Yo' momma's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing HER peanuts!
Yo' momma's so fat, it say on her driver's license "Picture continued on back."
Yo' momma's so fat, NASA orbits a satellite around her!
Yo' momma's so fat, people use her dandruff as quilts!
Yo' momma's so fat, she runs on diesel!
Yo' momma's so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship!
Yo' momma's so fat, she won Miss Bessie the Cow, 96!
Yo' momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her!
Yo' momma's so fat, to her, 'light food' means under four tons!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she's in a jacuzzi, she makes her own gravy!
Yo' momma's so fat, cars run out of gas before passing her fat *ss!
Yo' momma's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper!
Yo' momma's so fat, McDonald's has to change their sign every time she eats there!
Yo' momma's so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Yo' momma's so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for damages!
Yo' momma's so fat, she had her ears pierced with a harpoon!
Yo' momma's so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo' momma's so fat, she wears pillow cases for socks and hula hoops to hold them up!
Yo' momma's so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper!
Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her in 1969!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to be fed by slingshot!
Yo' momma's so fat, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed three commercials!
Yo' momma's so fat, the shadow of her *ss weighs 50 pounds!
Yo' momma's so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets!
Yo' momma's so fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does!
Yo' momma's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo' momma's so fat, if she was a super hero, she would be the Incredible Bulk!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose!
Yo' momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress in the summer, kids run after her yelling, "Kool Aid! Kool Aid!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to sleep in the barn with the rest of the cows!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call!
Yo' momma's so fat, if she put her hand on her hip, she would look like a gallon of milk!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stood in front of the HOLLYWOOD letters we thought we were in the hood (HO*****OD)!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got a zit on her butt that's known as Mt. St. Helen!
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip 'n slide!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she starts a marathon, she's already at the finish line!
Yo' momma's so fat, she pays taxes in three countries!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people wear sunglasses!
Yo' momma's so fat, she needs to use a boomerang to scratch her fat *ss!
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets her dresses made by Barnum and Bailey!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she last went to church, nobody would leave until she sang!
Yo' momma's so fat, her nickname is the Badyear Blimp!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
Yo' momma's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has her own asteroid belt!
Yo' momma's so fat, she can kick start a 747!
Yo' momma's so fat, if she was two feet taller, she'd be spherical!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was kidnapped by a cannibal tribe, and they all died of cholesterol!
Yo' momma's so fat, she got a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street when she was walking!
Yo' momma's so fat, she doesn't sit, she spreads!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress!
Yo' momma's so fat, she lives in two time zones - supper time and dinner time!
Yo' momma's so fat, in school when she stood up and turned around, she would erase all the black-boards in the room!
Yo' momma's so fat, it took God one day to create the earth and five days to create yo' momma!
Yo' momma's so fat, the local police hired her to be a roadblock!
Yo' momma's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down!
Yo' momma's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters!
Yo' momma is so fat, when she walks down the street in a green dress, everybody yells, "Run for your lives! It's GODZILLA!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over!
Yo' momma's so fat, they use her underwear for the screen at the movies!
Yo' momma's so fat, she hula-hooped the super bowl!
Yo' momma's so fat, to her, "light food" means under four tons!
Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her!
Yo' momma's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the f**k off!
Yo' momma's so fat, Thanksgiving Day, she ate dinner for six hours, then said, "I am going to walk this meal off." I said, "Call me when you get to Brazil!"
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the airplanes!
Yo' momma's so fat, if she wears fish-net stockings, they'd better be fifty pound test!
Yo' momma's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-g*d-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!
Yo' momma's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes - she has to wear Boss Hoggs!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin!
Yo' momma's so fat, she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's 36-24-36...but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came and said, "Break it up!"
Yo' momma's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out!
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to buy two plane tickets, and she doesn't even notice the armrest!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she lays down, stunt men try to jump over her!

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some good ones

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VERY GOOD 1'S

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Maddneessssss, but funny as hell

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