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CALOSS
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At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

Door of a plastic surgeons office: Hello. May we pick your nose?


Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!

In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.

In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.

In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.

In a veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.

On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Dont sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.

Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.

Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak.

Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We heard you coming.

Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you.


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"On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive" LOL......

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not bad

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ro lol

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lol Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.

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lool

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