The Accident> >> >On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a > >fatal car accident.> >The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for > >St. Peter to process them into Heaven.> >> >While waiting they began to wonder. Could they possibly get married in > >Heaven?> >When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in heaven.> >St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let > >me go find out" and he left.> >> >The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months.> >While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed > >to get married in Heaven,> >should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all?> >> >"What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" > >Another month passed.> >St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled> >"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."> >> >"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't > >work out?> >Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"> >> >St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.> >> >"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.> >> >"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up > >here!> >Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?">