POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKES EVER:> >> >Rectum Deoderant> >> >A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum > >deodorant.> >The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell> >rectum deodorant, and never have.> >> >Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the> >stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.> >> >"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."> >> >"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.> >> >"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.> >> >"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get> >it."> >> >She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks> >At it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"> >> >Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the > >container.........> >> >" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM">