A doctor in rural Kentucky wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant Bubba, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients". Yes, sir!!!" answers Bubba.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Bubba how was your day?"
Bubba said he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." Great says the doctor, "and what about the second one he asks
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Bubba.
The doctor replies, "You`re good at this Bubba, and what about the third one?"
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!"