> > *The average Jamaican man has 4 different types of
> > girls..*
> >
> > **
> >
> > *1. Wifey*
> >
> > *2. Baby Girl*
> >
> > *3. Side Piece*
> >
> > *4. Jump Off*
> >
> > *1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most
> > respected of all the
> > women.*
> >
> > She is loved, needed and wanted by her man.
> >
> > She is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE.
> >
> > She is the girl that the guy loves and will always
> > love, he never wants to
> > see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her
> > with Baby Girl until he
> > is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught
> > or f's up in any way and
> > loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy
> > again.
> >
> > Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never
> > nags, loves to dress sexy
> > for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean
> > house. Wifey gets called 5
> > or 6 times a day.
> >
> > Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of
> > affection, which definitely
> > inteferes with the acquisition of a Side Piece
> >
> > *2) Baby Girl* is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and
> > usually has a very active
> > social life.
> >
> > However, even though she IS replaceable, she thinks
> > she's the next Wifey,
> > What she doesn't know is that she will only be Wifey
> > if an extreme disaster
> > takes place.
> >
> > Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like
> > quality time every now
> > and then and even presents on birthdays and
> > holidays, but thats as far as it
> > goes.
> >
> > The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife
> > really really f's up, she
> > can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby
> > Girl has been groomed to
> > slip right into her spot.
> >
> > Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as
> > attached as Wifey and
> > therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece.
> >
> > Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely
> > private and hates causing a
> > scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant
> > as you and wifey and
> > wifey will have no idea you two even know each
> > other.
> >
> > Baby Girl is usually a master of disguise as well.
> >
> >
> >
> > *3) Side Piece, usually* a female that the guy has
> > only for sex and other
> > pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to
> > for that threesome or some
> > late night head after the club.
> >
> > When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work,
> > the Side Piece is usually
> > the one to hold him over for a few hours.
> >
> > He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other
> > than sex, but normally
> > that only happens one week during the month.
> >
> > Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out
> > because most of her friends
> > are either Wifey's or Jump Offs.
> >
> > The chief drawback of having more than one side
> > piece is that they usually
> > know each other somehow ...we kinda think there is a
> > sidepiecenetwork.com or
> > something.
> >
> > Endeavour to keep your side piece count below four
> > if possible.
> >
> >
> >
> > *4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst
> > nightmare.*
> >
> > She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side
> > Piece or Wifey but
> > doesnt know how to go about it.
> >
> > They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with
> > his boys She is usually
> > stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he
> > barely remembers her real
> > name and where he met her...
> >
> > he only recalls how fat her ass was.
> >
> > The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when
> > wifey is moody, baby girl
> > is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's
> > father.
> >
> > The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a
> > number of reasons, she
> > is usually five other guys jump off as well, so she
> > might cause drama with
> > you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also
> > has no problem
> > confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey
> > (something that baby
> > girl would NEVER do)
> >
> > and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off; she
> > ALWAYS seems to find out
> > where you live and or work.