There is a Guyanese guy from Berbice name Rummy.
One day he invited his buddies for a drink to celebrate his
first child.
While they drinking, one of his friends asks Rummy "eh how lang
yuh marraid bai?"
Rummy said "bout 4 1/2 months" so his friend says "Rummy yuh so
stuppid"!! "It tek 9 months to get ah pickney, when you wife get
pregnant?"
Rummy said: "Bai me tek she 4 1/2 months ago, on abee wedding
nite, a wa yuh a try fa sey, me wife had ah nada man before
meh?"
His friend said "YES! And yuh betta check pan she!!"
So Rummy went home vexx like rass and call pan he wife and ask:
"Woman, how we get pickney in 4 1/2 month?"
His wife replies: "Rummy you so stuppid, how lang you married
me?"
He replies: "4 1/2 month.,"
"And how lang me married you?",
He replies: "4 1/2 months."
"Well tell me Rummy, duh nah mek 9 months? Rummy, bai you
sooooooooooo stuppidee."
Rummy bai replied: "You right you know, meh na figure it out
laka dah, me sorry meh ask yu, yu right, yu right...."