Maria is a devoted, religious girl. She gets married and has 17 children.
Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children
by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.at the
funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "at least they're finally
together." a guy sitting in the front row says, "excuse me father, but
do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second
husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."