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A&E joke for the Ladies



One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?"

GOD replied, "Go on Adam but be quick I have a world to create."

So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curvy and tender unlike mine?"

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shinny, beautiful hair, and not me?"

"I did that Adam so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"

"Well Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you"


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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohh s**t dats pissed mane

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dem ah nuh shotta dem ah chatta (guh station)mout a flow jus like a rappa(bunny run)dem tugs snitcha feds wacka nuh mek dem tell yu dem ah dappa

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Mi naah tech dat........ No sah. eh eh no sah

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lol

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lol

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