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Craziest pick-up lines that might just work...
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You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

So, do you like fat guys with no money?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?

Perhaps you dont know me? My name is Mr Right.

Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him

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All this could be yours for one low, low price!

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giggle.gif Nice ones!

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Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him - SOOOOO LAAAAME

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Perhaps you dont know me? My name is Mr Right. - wonder if dis would work

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umm r u a virgin

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(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

That one would sooo work for me esp if its Patron XO or Jose Cuervo (complete with Lime and salt tho) lol

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hmmm

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lol nobody better try those on me

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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down .... HAHAHA

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i'm gonna try bet u 20 u'll turn me down one

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lol

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most a dem LAMMMEE!!!

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some of them mad but the girl woulda bax you if you tell her dat

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lol...

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rolol

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do u have a sister as cute as u

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lol@unnu still a come up wid more lame lines lollollol

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thats da topic shottess haha

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