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Paris Hilton & Jenna Jameson: Bring us virgins!

Jenna Jameson is not a virgin.

Neither, for that matter, is Paris Hilton.

But that isn’t stopping either promiscuous blonde from offering her services to bedroom first-timers anyway.

As celebrity sex tape experts, Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about “participating” in a reality show currently in production called “Virgin Territory,” in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land.

The man behind it? Actually not David Hans Schmidt.

Instead, the show will be brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris’ sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch “Territory” than “One Night in Paris,” Hilton’s infamous night-visioned romp.

To help stock this televised cry for help, Blatt will be unveiling giant billboards in Times Square and Los Angeles; yes, he’ll solicit actual, live virgins in those cities.

“Finding virgins in NYC or Los Angeles is no easy task,” says Blatt.

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RE: Paris Hilton & Jenna Jameson: Bring us virgins!

Paris Hilton have Aids!!

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Oooookkkkkkkkkkkk then! (I wont even go there!) Moving on....

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Paris Hilton have Aids!!

 

Linkz sey she have Aids and thats it

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