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One day a Policeman was directing traffic atHalf-Way-Tree and every minute this madman ran up to him and say,"Officer wha time yu hav." So the police keep running him and say "yu naa go no way so stop ask mi di time" But the Madman kept on coming back, so the Police got fed up and say &...
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A Jamaican living in the States was down on his luck. Out of work and broke, he started going around to various companies in the city begging for a job, any job. Finally he got to the Zoo. The Zookeeper looked stressed out. 'The monkey escaped last night', the Zookeeper said, 'If you are willing to put on a...
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SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTER...
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JACKET DEH EVERYWEH
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GET DI ROOSTER CROSS...ANGRY...MISERABLE
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger >than the Barbecue grill ." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill ...
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These Are Di Dayz!! Big Up Unit X Productionz
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check dis shit out yall......if this aint funny..i dunno what iz
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Campin trip
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An MBA(Master in Business Administration) and a BE(Bachelor Of Engineering) went on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." "...
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He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said, "You wear pants don't you?" He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said, "That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!&q...
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Communication Breakdown
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Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the w...
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EIGHT WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS: 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. -- To a female a THINGY is any part under a car's hood. To a male a THINGY is the strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj. -- To a female being VULNERABLE is to fully open up one's self emotionally to another. To a man be...
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IN America
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In America the 'hood is where you come from, where i come from the hood is where you...cum from
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Water vs Wine
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As Ben Franklin said 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.' In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E....
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My Dog Named Sex
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Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too" then I said "but this is a dog" He...
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Dancing hippo...lo
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Nice Jokes lol
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(((RING RING)))) **Pick Up** "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mummy near the phone?" "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul" After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul " "Oh yes I do, and h...
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Applying for a Job at the CIA A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and theres a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applic...
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Curing a Cough
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The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk whats up. "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldnt find the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all...
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Hot Telephone lmfao, Watch This Video
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've...
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Why is a sorority girl like a doorknob?
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Why is a sorority girl like a doorknob? Cause everybody gets a turn. -------------------------------- How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm? She drops her nail file. ---------------------------------- What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in? "...
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Plane Crash Party
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Well if u loved serie LOST this will remind u on tem but its litle bit difrent but i think its very funny :) http://fliiby.com/file/13785/7dse8cpbrf.html
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Drunk Animals!!! I should think some of you lot might know what this feels like going home on a friday/saturday night> LMAO. (1min 30sec) Enjoy http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...can&plindex=56
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wat a p*u**yy look like
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one day a mother n her son was takintg a bath so the son turn to the mother n ask wat is dat thing surrounded by hair in front u the mother replied n said its di vigina otherwise known as p*u**yy so di son say ohh!! so one day di boy father was taking a bath n he decides to go take a shower with him so he went into the b...
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The Colonel's Order
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A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: "Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley's Comet will be visible in this area; an event which occurs only every 75 years. Have the men fall out in the battalion area in fatigues, and I will explain this rare phenom...
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uncyclopedia lmao,lmao,lmao,lmao,lmao
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You will die from laughter this site has gotta be one of the weirdest ones I have ever seen, They use the format of Wikipedia sites ! Here is the address: http://uncyclopedia.org show pages that u find funny here!
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cat and rat!!!!!
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2kmine
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Sting 2k8 Video of Kartel vs Movado Clash >>>>>>Mad>>>check it out>>
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Was looking for it ere but couldn't find it >>>check it out>>Sting 2k8 VideoDOWNLOAD PART 1 DOWNLOAD PART 2 -- Edited by Dj Ink at 20:25, 2008-12-31
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Munro College student dies in crash, brother in stable condition
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Munro College student dies in crash, brother in stable condition Seventeen-year-old Munro College student Amal Clarke will not be starting school today as he might have hoped. The teenager was the victim of a fatal road accident in St Elizabeth yesterday. The death of young Clarke, a lower-sixth f...
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Transport ministry talks tough to private bus company
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Corporate Area bus commuters could be caught up in a conflict between the Ministry of Transport and Works and private bus franchisee, National Transport Co-operative Society (NTCS), if a dispute over fees is not settled by next week. Efforts by the NTCS to get an extension of its sub-franchise to op...
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Is Ida Stewart the world's oldest person?
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Ida Stewart swears that her horoscope has everything to do with why death has shied away from her up to now. Ida Stewart talks about her life during an interview at her home in Alexandria, St Ann on Monday. Stewart said she was born on November 5, 1886, making her 122 years old. (Photo: Lionel Rookwood) A...
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WHERE WAS THE BEST PLACE U EVER f**k OUTSIDEEE (J.J)
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PATOIS 101 !!!!!
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A fe me "cyar." Translation: "It's my car." "Mi a go lef tiday." Translation: "I am leaving today." "Im too haad eaize." Translation: "He/She is too stubborn." "Axe har de question." Translation: "Ask he...
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Brolin & Wright Strike Deal in Cop Case
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Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright have just settled their criminal case in Shreveport, LA. Brolin and Wright were charged with interfering with a cop during a bar brawl last July. Both actors were pepper sprayed and Wright was tasered. Under the terms of the deal, as long as they don't have run-ins with t...
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Ex-Landlord: K-Fed's GF is a Deadbeat
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Kevin Federline's new chick isn't low rent -- she's no rent -- if you believe the landlord suing her for skipping out on her payments! Sources tell TMZ Victoria Prince was booted from her Beverly Hills home back in September after she allegedly didn't pay rent for six months. We're told she struck a dea...
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Public Defender probes state liability in Portland crash
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THE OFFICE of the Public Defender will today begin an independent investigation into the circumstances that led to the Portland tragedy to determine the extent of state liability, if any. Fourteen people, including a 10-year-old boy, were killed when a market truck plunged over a precipice in Dam...
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Police transfer controversy - High Command denies talk of political interferance in St Thomas
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The leadership of the police force has scoffed at claims that the hurried transfer of the acting crime chief from St Thomas to St Catherine was based on the instruction of a government member of parliament (MP). "I have never and will never take instructions from any politician," declare...
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Plea bargain law delayed
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FOUR YEARS after the Upper and Lower Houses of Parliament approved far-reaching legislation, which was crafted to target organised crimes, the proposed law is yet to be enacted. The Criminal Justice (Plea Negotiations and Agreements) Act, 2005, better known as the plea-bargaining law, which wa...
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Charles Barkley Told Cops .... All I Really WANTED Was ORAL SEX!!!!!!!
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This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex. According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hur...
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Chin turns on Kern - Businessman to testify against politician in Cuban light-bulb trial
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Rodney Chin, one of three persons charged in connection with the Cuban light-bulb programme, makes his way from a police service vehicle to the holding area of the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court, Half-Way Tree, St Andrew, on February 27, 2008. - Rudolph Brown/Chief Photographer The D...
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REQUESTING ZULU RIDDIM 2006
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ZULU RIDDIM 2006. ANYBODY HAVE IT, POST IT. GIVE THANKS.
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BUSY SIGNAL-CANT BELIEVE IT (REQUEST REQUEST)
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DI ONE WEH HIM A SING.. LET MI TAKE YU TO JAMAICA IF ANYONE AVE IT.. SEN ON !
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Artillery Accident... LMAO! The man got messed up!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4BzfRxZVEc -- Edited by Krazy at 17:11, 2009-01-04 -- Edited by Krazy at 03:59, 2009-01-07
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T-Pain - FREEZE (Feat. Chris Brown) OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO (1/4/09)*-*
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COPYRIGHT MTV EUROPE 2008 Link: http://www.mtv.de/videos/19904009 Song Words by Artist / Band : T-Pain feat. Chris Brown Lyrics Title : Freeze Available on Album : Thr33 Ringz Released : October 10, 2008 Music Genre : R&B -LYRICS-...
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LOL PIMP DOWN!: Katt Williams allegedly gets bitch slapped in Detroit .... lol!!!!
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"Damn, yallrumor has it that Katt Williams was poppin off at the mouth and got that ass slapped in Detroit: Saturday night Kat Williams was in a local Detroit night club doing an impromptu stand-up routine. Sooooo he starts going in on this one dude who was wearing a cowboy hat and matching boots....
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Shano - Too Much Dogs In The Streets *Request*
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di shano song bout too much dogs in the streets nufff politician fi lose dem seat if anybody have it send plz a long time mi a look fi it and cya find it me really need it!!
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Abortion, not adoption - Two women tell how they would prefer termination to giving up the child
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At least two women who have had abortions say they would rather terminate a pregnancy than give the child up for adoption. The women were responding to a call recently made by several members of the church community and other anti-abortion advocates for expectant mothers contemplating abortion to...
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