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We need this Sign in Jamaica.... freaking mosquitos are HUGE!!!
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Bada ss Bike!!! Maddd!!!
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Ernie asks Joe, "If I slept with your wife and had a child would that make us related?" Joe says to Ernie, "No but it would make us even."
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The mother of a five-year-old boy who was reportedly sexually molested at school by his female classmate is hopping mad at the school authorities who, she says, neglected to tell her about the incident until weeks later. THE STAR was told that during the alleged incident, the boy was approached by th...
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makileven..a promote real frenz sound, exclusivly MZJA.. i need your comments, wat u think about the banner..shud i do more or change completely?? REAL FRENZ SOUN -- Edited by Dj Quiva on Sunday 31st of May 2009 05:27:36 PM ok how this one look instead? -- Edited by makileven on Sunday 31st of May 2009 0...
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Brüno Lands On Eminem During Awkward MTV Movie Awards Moment [video]
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While the show has not reached its halfway point, the award for most outrageous presenter at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards surely goes to Brüno, who surprised an unamused Eminem with a front-row seat to his manhood. When it was his turn to present the Golden Popcorn statue for Best Male Performance, Brüno...
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You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of Appleton Rum. Sample the rum to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the rum again. To be sure it is...
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Cops that need to learn how to drive
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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run h...
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Very Important Information for Men on what to give women!
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If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. A woman multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. Why is this important for every man to know? Because if you g...
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A Man and His Boy.... lol
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A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, "What do you want, Fathead?"
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The Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life
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1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who...
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Dental Check up...
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After an exciting hot, nice and rejuvenating 69 with his girlfriend, Brian remembers that he has an appointment with his dentist that evening. He was afraid that his dentist would notice the smell of pum pum in his mouth, so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times and on top of that he used...
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The Many Faces of Barack Obama - Master of Change LOL
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Jolly to come to agreement and start paying MEDIAZONE radio DJ's (W.T.F)
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I knew yall would run come, wondering like what tha f*k huh, ready fi type negative comments and watch how much ago click by the time you read this
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A couple went to the hospital to give birth to a baby. The doctor told them when they arrived he had a new machine that would transfer some of the pain from the mother to the father.
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here was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man. All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through. The Native American said, 'My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this...
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Divorce Court
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the f...
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Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told hi...
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love...
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Prescription for Love
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A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill you...
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mafia 2 di flippin werl doh mess (inspired by me)
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A husband leans over to his wife in a bar and says, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says. "I remember it well." "OK,&quo...
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There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Jamaica, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea--each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank. They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for ab...
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Four Types of Sex....lol
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HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F UCK YOU" COURTROOM S...
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Free Tattoo
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A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my...
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Soulja Boy Offers "iSouljaBoyTellEm" For Just $2.99
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From BallerStatus.com -- Teen rapper Soulja Boy has always been ahead of the curve, as far as promoting himself with new technology. After getting signed thanks to the enormous fanbase he built online, the rapper released one of the biggest singles of 2007/2008 with "Crank That (Soulja Boy)&...
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>>Sex In The Dark >>There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. >>Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the >>light. >>Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. >>She figured she would break him out o...
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Washcloth
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There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It's my wash cloth." Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother a...
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Viagra and Food
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A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.' At lunchtime she asked him if he would like some...
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SING IT GIRLS!!! OUT LOUD At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brough...
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When a woman talks what a man hears.....lol
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What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears... blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah! blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NO CL...
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BREAKTHROUGH!!! SCIENTISTS CREATE A NEW DEVICE
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Apparently scientists have created a device that allows you to have unprotected sex without risk of pregnancy or HIV infection. Typically, we here at MediaTakeOut.com are SKEPTICAL whenever we hear about stuff like this. But this time its different. First off, the device was created by scientist...
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Eminem is the Biggest Selling Artist of the Decade, Nelly and JayZ make top10
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Eminem, who was born 2-1/2 years after the Beatles broke up, is the only artist who has sold more albums in this decade than the fabled foursome. Eminem's new album Relapse sold 608,000 copies this week, lengthening his lead as the artist who has sold the most albums in the 2000s. The rap superstar has s...
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Laden Artist !!! (0_o)
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Big Ship recording artiste Ladenfound himself on the wrong side of the law yesterday evening (May 27, 2009) after he was arrested by theJunction Police in St. Elizabeth for disorderly conduct and cursing indecent language.According to reports, one of Laden'sfriends was caught talking to...
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Vybz Kartel - Mr Officer
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If anybody have the tune plz post it itz the last one in Kartel music playlist here www.myspace.com/vybzkartel
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SUMFEST FACILITATES EASIER ACCESS TO ROOMS & See Artist Line Up
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Kingston, Jamaica - Summerfest Productions - organisers of the annual reggae festival, Sumfest - say they are putting out extra effort to ensure that rooms are available for the thousands of international visitors expected for the entertainment explosion."This has become one of our prior...
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50 Cent Before I Self Destruct Tracklist
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Official 'BEFORE I SELF DESTRUCT' Track List 01. Intro 02. Came To Win (Produced by Red Spyda) 03. Get Up (Produced by Scott Storch) 04. Need Your Hate (Produced by Dr. Dre) 05. Here For A Reason (feat. Nate Dogg) (Produced by Tha Bizness) 06. Good To Be A Gangsta (Produced by Ty Fyffe & Sha Money XL) 0...
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we want to take a moment to reflect on Rihannas new hairdo... because it gave us a newfound appreciation for the c**katoo. That jungle bird is stylin! Its got some serious fashion sense going on and you can bet its causing havoc amongst the monkeys you know, all trying to find some decent tree bark to sp...
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OK PPL, I NEED HELP. I NEED SOME NAMES OF RECOMMENDED PERFUMES.....***DK***
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I've cycled a few, im looking for new stuff now...just throw some names at me please.... NOTE PERFUMES....
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NO MORE--------(GAMEPUN POEM)
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TIME SHOULDNT BE SO HARD, THE STRUGGLE WAS JUST TOO ROUGHMAVADO SAID NO MORE AND I GUESS ENOUGH WAS ENOUGHTHE MOMENTS WE SHARED WERE ALREADY OURS TO CEASEIVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY BUT NOW ITS BEST TO HOLD MY PEACETOO MUCH TEARS WERE SHED THIS MONTH AFTER ALL ITS RAINY TIMESMY HEAD WAS SPINI...
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check out -- Edited by AKEEM BOWEN on Tuesday 5th of May 2009 03:31:02 PM
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Artistic Cars - Cool designs on nice cars
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