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JAMAICA:SQUADDY (POLICE) DROP OUT OF JEEP WHILE FIRING HIS GUN! MUST SEE!!! LOL!
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Weird Animals - Strange But True Facts
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Blue whale babies weigh up to 7 tonnes at birth. A female cod can lay up to 9 million eggs. Snakes can see through their eyelids. Elephants spend 23 hours a day eating. Vultures sometimes eat so much they can't take off again. The Amazon 'Jesus Christ lizard' can run across water. The biggest Antartic in...
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A teacher asks her class, ?If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?? She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ?None, they all fly away with the first gun shot? The teacher replies ?The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.? Then Little Johnny says ?I ha...
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Creative Design |[MAGIC IMAGES]| >> Audi Concept
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FOR WHOEVER THAT IS INTERESTED IN THE CAR AND WUD LIKE TO USE IT YOU CAN GET OTHER KOOL RENDERS FROM >>[ http://planetrenders.net ] -- Edited by Da MaGiC oNe on Tuesday 19th of May 2009 10:13:58 AM
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camtasia studio 6.o(for vista and xp only)
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ttp://www.sendspace.com/file/llsa00 With this videoing software you can't go wrong.just read the info when download software an your on your way.zeen so just mek some post asuall mek mi know if u like it.
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The little johnny joke you ever heard
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A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the...
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if your caught sleeping
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Top ten reasons to tell if you were caught sleeping. 10. They told me at the *lo** bank that this might happen.9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.7. I was...
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blak ryno,DOSA MEDICINE,POCORN AND LISA (NOTICE PREE)
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SNAKE PRANK LOOOOL WELL FUNNY!!
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Missing Wife
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The man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, You know, Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes? Why? Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.
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Extreme Mountain Bike Crash Going 170 kph
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Obese Guy Fires 19 Rounds With A Beretta In 2.82 Seconds **MUST PREE**
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Katt Williams Talking About Beating Kids (Well Funny LOOOOOOOL) PREEEEEEEE
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WELLLLLLLLL FUNNY CONDOM COMMERCIAL LOOOOOL PREEEEEE
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-- Edited by Dj_Rubbut at 01:02, 2008-10-25 -- Edited by Ryan_g23 at 13:22, 2008-10-25
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Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came h...
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fraps(gaming video software)..
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NYQZF25M With this program know u can be able to make a video of the game your playing or to jus make a video just for fun...8) asually mek some post let me know wat's up.
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Oh Ted
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After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a note in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Kennedy opened the note, which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H. Kennedy was ba...
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A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the int...
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One day in kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, Ill give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived. An Irish boy put his hand up and said, It was St. Patrick. The Teacher said, Sorry Sean, thats not correct. Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, It was...
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One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day...
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The Stupidity Test
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1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False 5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. Tru...
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2 Blondes with hammers: Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was wort...
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atomix virtual dj pro 6.0
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http://www.sendspace.com/file/3i8wc6 then new virtual dj just download it an mek uno think propa iight...bless jus mek some post an mek mi know wahh gwan.zeen new link jus post... -- Edited by mr hype on Sunday 7th of June 2009 09:46:14 PM
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HOW WOMAN SHOWER
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HOW WOMEN SHOWER Take off the fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning because there was a distinct chill in the air due to the temperature dropping below 73şF. Carefully fold each item, and place in clothes hamper. Walk to bathroom. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed...
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GOOD TRADE
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A man is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whatcha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife," answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaimed his friend, "Good trade."
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Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife :Have you brought the grocery? Husband :Bad command or filename. Wife :But I told you in the morning Hus...
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A railway inspector and his friend in a bar chating... Friend: Why have you got that big smile on your face. Railway inspector: I just had the best sex of my life! Friend:with who? Railway inspector: With this girl I found on the railway tracks. Friend: Oh yeah! What did she look like? Railway inspector...
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A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa,
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Consul: 'Your name please?' Saudi: 'Sheikh Abdul-Aziz. ' Consul: 'Sex?' Saudi: 'Six time a week.' Consul: 'I meant, male or female?' Saudi: 'Both male and female, sometime even camels.' Consul: 'Holy cow!' Saudi: 'Yes, cows & dogs too.' Consul: 'Man, isn't that hostile?' Saudi: 'Horse style...
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The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to...
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linkin_park-what_ive_done ( video)
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An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler fi...
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A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?" The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. B...
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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat...
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Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."
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Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.
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HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
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A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guys wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldnt find any jewelry from the girl. When the muggers had gone, the...
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Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?." The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?" Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One d...
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D.T - See seh dem nuh like we>>Never bow out (Instrumental)My House Records
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http://www.mediafire.com/?nmnzthytjlw -- Edited by DT on Thursday 4th of June 2009 04:56:56 PM
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LADIES PREE THE SMALLEST DICK INT THE WORLD WOW
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MY SISTER GAVE ME THIS TO GIVE Sean Mobay BUT IM SHOWN THE WHOLE MZJA 1. When you got circumcised, did it take more than one try? 2. Your dick's so small, you can sodomize anys. 3. Your dick's so small, you can masturbate through the slits in a fork 4. Your dick's so small, you rent out the Hubbell when you...
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LMAO..................WHIH IS WORST
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"No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace." "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!" "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins." "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!" An ad for St.Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of...
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LEARN ABOUT COMPUTERS
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DJ's Dem MAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
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DJ Qbert inna the white hat Mix master Mike inna the black hat Mix master mike mash up the 1st track tek a pree
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Requesting Snap Riddim 2002
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ROMANTIC COMMENT
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Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment? Husband replied, Your eyesight is still excellent.
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, Which do you want, son? The boy takes the quarters and leaves. What...
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