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HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT
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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. Eventually little Johnnys turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the f...
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Prototype PC (2009) Rip
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Prototype(PC) Rip | Eng, Fre, Spa, Ita | | ISO | 1.76 Gb Genre: Action In Prototype, players take control of Alex Mercer a dark, genetically mutated shape-shifter with no memory of his past, hell-bent on solving the mystery of his existence as he tears through a densely populated New York City movi...
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DEADLY FRUIT
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One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them b...
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The diffrence between looking a ghetto gyal and a Uptown Lady
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Looking a ghetto gyal ______________________________ 1. First time u see her especially in summe reveiling ( Jah know my fren yuh P**y fat) 2. Pssssssssst woe deh babe 3. Look here no, gimmie a minute 4. My fren how yah move so 5. And if she dont answer ( hey big P**y gyal go suk so madda) AND FINNALY YOU JUS...
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I SWEAR DEM PEOPLE YAH NUH EZ ENUH DEM MEK TINGS WID KARTEL EVERYDAY IT LOOK LIKE
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Jamaican Schoolers in a Coaster Bus( WHAT A BOM BO CLAAT OVA LOAD TO RAWSE)
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DJ-GEMINI FREESTYLE MIX 2010 PT. 1
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Teabag Tanya
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watch what they do to this girl while she sleeps
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blind man visit the state of texas
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in th...
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I am not a virgin - I lied
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Dear sir I am a 19-year-old female with a little problem, the thing is I met this guy about a month and couple days ago who is very cute and sexy. Within the first two weeks, he started requesting sexual pleasures, its not that I don't want to but I have told him a big lie and I think it will affect our relatio...
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No woman will ever be satisfied
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The 10 Commandments of Email
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Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest. Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sendest it. Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message. Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar. Thou s...
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A DIS DEM FI DO 2 EVERY CORRUPT POLICE LMAO!!!!!!!!!! DWLLLL!!!!!!
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Jamaican Bus Thief
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Trevor and Tony are walking home from Greater Portmore to Waterford after a night of drinking. They have no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot. Trevor has an idea and says to Tony: Go in deh and tief a bus so we can drive home and mi wi stay...
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in the bag
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A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a handicap was. The officer then asked the tourist to demonstrate his swing. He did - backwards. A substantial a...
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Hymm title
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Hymn Titles By Occupation Dentists Hymn.Crown Him with Many Crowns Weathermans Hymn.There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractors Hymn.The Churchs One Foundation The Tailors Hymn.Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfers HymnTheres a Green Hill Far Away The Politicians Hymn.Standing on the Promises Op...
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lady goes to doctor
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doct...
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A woman on the bus would like to fart
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A woman on the bus would like to fart, she don't know how to do.When the car suddenly sounded in Beethoven's "Symphony of fate" . she followed with the music: bang bang bang - bang nature ...... Resolved.
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lawyer and pope
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A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms. The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. They came to the Lawyer's room. It was huge with wall to wall carpeting...
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hurry dad
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A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing
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male logic
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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one 5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "...
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don't blame the maid
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One House Wife is scolding her maid servant as she is not getting her costly undergarments and she is blaming her that she has stolen the undergarments. Then the maid servant started to cry and went to the husband of the house wife and told him : Sir, you know very well that I never wear undergarments!! Do...
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room mates sex
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The top 50 things to do or say when you wake up to your roommate having sex...50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo."49. "That works better the other way around."48. Sniff, sniff. "Is something burning?"47. "Damn, that's complicated"46. "Wait, wait, her...
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blonde cooking
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Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking... MONDAY It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.TUESDAY Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve with...
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attemps at sex
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To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt's too late - 15 timesI'm too tired - 42 timesIt's too...
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battle of the sexes
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The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf**ker. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? I think hairy butts are really sexy. Her tits are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. Sure I'd love to wear a condom! We haven...
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Scarface Vs. Mavado
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vybz kartel vs rambo
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Elephant Man - Party Up In Here
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Devil May Cry 4 Highly-compressed
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The old lady and the condom.........LOL
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: Whats that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: Y...
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two damn assholes...............LOL
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, Yup, his fa...
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The Matrix Vs. Vybz Kartel
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D'ANGEL - MY LIFE AND STARS - BOARDHOUSE PROD ( OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO )
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LADY G - LOOK AT HER NOW (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
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Tyrical - Wah my own - Directors cut(Official Video)
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Usher Hey Daddy Music Video
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Vote Dj Naz To Play For Bill Clinton Pop music Party
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**** inna di wata **** inna di sea **** inna di bushes but u would neva guess weh dem people ya a ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DJ TWEETY DISS >>>>>>>>>>>FAT BWOY (C.U.N.T LIP VYBZ ZONE) 2
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VYBZ ZONE SEH HE TRYING TO WRITE A POEM & CAH MEK HIS OWN LYRICSTRY A COMPLETE WID ME WID HIM OLD FASSHIOM GIMMICKS DIS BREDDA TEK ME WORDS TO HEART AND A CYBER WARBET SEH D FOOKA DNT EVEN KNO OW FI DRIVE A RASZ CAR yaah come trace wid gyal,yuh cyaah stop mi progress, mi a move up liek escalatorsman a west a d...
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GENIUS OF LOVING YOU - TOM TOM CLUB vs MICHAEL JACKSON ROMEO REMIX
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DEMON FORCES TEEN TO ATTACK MOTHER
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A 13-year-old boy was taken to a 'mother woman' last week after he reportedly became demon-possessed and attacked his mother with a machete in Hope Bay, St Ann. THE WEEKEND STAR learnt that the mother and her son were at home around 6 p.m. when the boy began acting strangely after arriving from school....
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Mobile Phone Unlocking AIO # 2best so far!!
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LAUGH, I know its funny lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LAUGH, I know its funny Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the dropQ: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a woman you fix your le...
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VAN DAMME 49. STILL WANTS A PROFESSIONAL FIGHT
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By Steve Cofield Jean Claude Van Damme could whip anybody. Throw in one caveat -- on the silver screen. Now the 49-year-old Belgian star of dozens of action films wants to show he can do it for real. Repeating what he said in September, Van Damme is trying to land a professional kickboxing match against...
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VYBRANT - EARS HARD (VIDEO)
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HAITIANS ARRIVE IN JAMAICA - One Held, Two On The Run
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The first wave of the expected refugees from the neighboring country of Haiti, which was recently dismantled by a 7.0 magnitude earthquake, arrived yesterday in Jamaica and have already sent police in St Mary on a goose chase. According to information reaching THE WEEKEND STAR,two of three Haitia...
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Why The Internet Is Like a Penis
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Why The Internet Is Like a Penis * It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done. * In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should...
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Color Test
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These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease. It took me a few times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%! Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rooting fo...
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Kchamz-n-Nicky StateMenT-"ah suh she like it"(World Premier Riddim)
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