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From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!!
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A woman was asked by a coworker, 'What is it like to be a Christian?' The coworker replied, 'It is like being a pumpkin.' God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed. T...
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I wonder if you know what it means to find your dreams
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I've been waiting on this my whole life These dreams be waking me up at night You say I think I'm never wrong You know what, maybe you're right, aight? You say he get on your f**king nerves You hope that he get what he deserves, word Do you even remember what the issue is? You just trying to find where the tiss...
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Life is not always easy...
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Life is not always easy. And that is a major reason why it is so precious. Many of life's best rewards are possible only because you must work your way through difficult challenges to get to them. If everything in life were easy, there would be no opportunity for real fulfillment. If the only things you e...
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A few words...
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There are no elevators in the house of success. H. H. Vreeland Opportunities multiply as they are seized. Sun Tzu The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. William James People with goals succeed because they know where theyre going....
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Wise wurds
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Sex Makes the world go round..Wise Wurds
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Encouragement for Today
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Today's Verse from the New Living Translation Yet how quickly they forgot what he had done! They wouldn't wait for his counsel! In the wilderness their desires ran wild, testing God's patience in that dry wasteland. So he gave them what they asked for, but he sent a plague along with it. Psalm 106:131...
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Legendary Bluesman Sues Tupac's Estate
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lues musician Syl Johnson recently filed a lawsuit against the estate of the late Tupac Shakur and others for apparently not being paid royalties from the sampling of his songs. Johnson (real name Sylvester Thompson), who performed with acts like Junior Wells and Howlin' Wolf in his heyday, along w...
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****Magnum King & Queen To Premier This Saturday****
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Anybody can win and everybody has an equal opportunity to 'buss'. Saturday January 5 will see the beginning of a new chapter in the history of dancehall music in Jamaica when the much touted and highly anticipated Magnum Kings and Queens of Dancehall will premiere at 9:00pm on TVJ. The competiti...
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Di Waita, Spoon N String
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We are a upper class Jamaican family, so last week, in keeping with our status we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange,but I ignored it. However, when the headwaiter brought out water and u...
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Cryptainer LE
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Most have. http://www.sendspace.com/file/n10lcl Encrypt files in secure, password-protected vaults. The great news: Cryptainer LE is absolutely free software that creates an encrypted file area on your hard disk--whatever is inside is theoretically off-limits to snoops, spies, and fede...
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Dear Santa
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Dear Santa, I know yuh must be wondering why I writing yuh on Boxing Day, > but after opening meh presents yesterday, I just had to write yuh. > Santa ah was a real good gyul all year rouund, ah lissen to meh muddah when > she talk to meh, ah help out with house wuk, ah even help de neighbor > chirr...
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Kitty and The Rottweiler
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teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", She volunteered. The teacher, knowing...
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My annual holiday wishes to you all...
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!!!!PRICELESS!!!!
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Lady popping her eye out (kinda funny n weird)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX_5zIXxKEU&feature=related-- Edited by Crazypickney at 16:06, 2007-12-18
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funny commercials for new arabic (english songs) channel
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Little Monster Man [Watch This!!!] LMFAO!!!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=5yxuhGa_Scg -- Edited by Crazypickney at 00:50, 2007-12-20
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The Mean Kitty Song THIS IS FUNNYYYY
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Champagne!!!
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A Jamaican guy enters a restaurant. While sitting at his table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for a bottle of the most expensive champagne to be sent over to her; knowing that if she accepts it she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and q...
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HO-HO-HO - WHA DI WORLD A COME TO?
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Ho-ho-ho is a no-no for store's Santa Claus - because it is 'offensive to women' A shop has sacked its Santa Claus for saying Ho-ho-ho. John Oakes, 70, got his marching orders after the store decreed that women might be offended because 'ho' is American slang for a whore. Instead, he was supposed to say...
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the yard miami
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http://www.myspace.com/theyardmiami check it out mi bredrin a do him ting.
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Merry Christmas & a Prosperous New Year to the MediaZoneJA Family!
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Merry Christmas & a Prosperous New Year to the MediaZoneJA Family! Memba di reason fi di season - JESUS! Let's continue to lift REGGAE music HIGHER 2008! Blessings, -from JamEcho & Family! http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1534949126 -- Edited by Jamecho at 10:46, 2007-12-24
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look at this cmmercial, this guy must be hercules
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Dollars Run Tings
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After a hard day at work Puncie arrived home and walked into her bedroom to find her husband in bed with another woman. The woman was asleep but Puncie's husband was awake and shaking with fear of what Puncie would do. Puncie spun around and headed for the kitchen to grab a knife. Her husband jumped out of...
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Ain't that the truth..!!!
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Just Jokes....Sorry ladies Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested? A: She will look down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they takeyour house and car with the them. Q: Why can...
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Demarco - Duppy New Ah Who Fi Frighten [Video]
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This is how 2girls1cup happened
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Priest And The Nun
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A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs,forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his handup her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears,...
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Cock Stand
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A Priest has a number of hens and one rooster. One Saturday he goes into the coop to get some eggs, and can't find the rooster... This bothers him because he knows that some people in the community engage in cockfighting and may have stolen the cock. The priest figures he can find the culprit at church the...
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Jamaican Girl's Letter to Santa
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Dear Santa, I know you probably wondering why I writing yuh one day after Christmas but after opening mi present dem yestiday, I just had was to write yuh. Santa, mi was a very good girl all year round. Mi listen to mi madda when she talk to mi and mi help out wid di chores dem round de house. Mi even help di nei...
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Hey Merry Christmas. I got a nice presentation for you. U will enjoy this. Ho Ho "No" lol.
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THE BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR
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THE BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed, 'I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.' The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). 'Anythin...
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Five sex questions with Delly Ranx
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OutAroad.com: When was the last time you had sex? Delly Ranks: Lol. (Laughs) Well today a Monday December 31, so the last time would have been Saturday December 29th. OutAroad.com: What position gets you aroused? Delly Ranks: You see when me a give it to my girl from back, when mi bend her over and a send...
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Girlfriend accidentally bit me during oral sex
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Dear Dr. Flex, My girlfriend was giving me head the other day and she accidentally bit me. I think it is serious and I may need stitches, but I am too ashamed to go to the doctor. What should I do? D.G., Kingston Dear D.G., This must be uncomfortable for you but if you have an open wound anywhere on your body t...
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DA CAR YA MAD
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Europe Burnout Vs. Iraq Burnout
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How couples save money
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?' The man said, 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex,' and charged them $50. This h...
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Pengo gets punk'd @ anniversary
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Mi cant believe mi mek dat happen. -- Edited by pengo at 12:11, 2008-04-24
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Obama grabs Iowa lead from Edwards
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By John Whitesides, Political Correspondent DES MOINES, Iowa (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama surged to a four-point lead over John Edwards in Iowa, with Hillary Clinton fading to third just hours before the first presidential nominating contest, according to a Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby poll rel...
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President bush being funny
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pengo try fi cook de egg him a lay RHATID pengo u fi sell not fi cook http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4pvKQqoguU sorry i had to do it pengo LMFAO msvk
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New Jersey to apologize for slavery
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New Jersey is expected to join four other states in America in apologizing for slavery. Under a measure to be considered by its legislators, New Jersey will this week, join Alabama, Maryland, North Carolina and Virginia in issuing formal apologies for slavery. If it does, it will also be the fir...
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lil wayne - 10 years ft. sizzla ...This Sell AwFfF!!!
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dont try test mi busy signal aidonia munga diss by deva
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'YUSH' no longer just bad boy talk
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Blink and you would not have believed it! At midnight December 29 at The Chinese Benevolent Association, Old Hope Road. The STAR team found themselves among the 30 patrons at Appleton YUSH, a party that was about to go down as one of the scantiest events of the year. You only had to blink to realise that w...
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Oil Futures Hit $100 for First Time
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NEW YORK (Jan. 2) - Oil prices soared to $100 a barrel Wednesday for the first time ever, reaching that milestone amid an unshakable view that global demand for oil and petroleum products will continue to outstrip supplies. Photo Gallery George Osodi, AP It Takes the World To Break Oil's Re...
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MC Hammer Challenges YouTube To Dance Off
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Stunning dance moves helped to catapult MC Hammer to fame, and now they may help to revive his sagging entertainment career. According to Business Week, the former rap star (real name Stanley Burrell) is hoping to edge out Internet giant YouTube with a new website called DanceJam.com, an online spo...
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Beyonce Wins Baby Boy Copyright Appeal
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Beyonce Wins Baby Boy Copyright Appeal Beyonce has won an appeal to uphold a court decision to dismiss a copyright infringement lawsuit, relating to her 2003 chart-topping and Grammy award-winning song, 'Baby Boy'. According to a statement released on January 2, the United States Court of Appeal...
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Klansman leader caught at Sting
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Reputed Klansman gang leader, Tesha Miller, was arrested early Thursday morning while at the Boxing Day show, Sting. The reputed boss of the Spanish Town-based gang was arrested after he allegedly breached a curfew order imposed by the court. Miller was reportedly out on bail on murder and other gu...
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