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The Irishman's Wish
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An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes." The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty." With that, the genie makes a poof sound...
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Some signs of relief on gasoline prices
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In large part because gasoline prices are over $4 a gallon, demand for fuel in the US is falling for the first time in 17 years. China is raising prices for gasoline and diesel a move that might ultimately lower demand. And, on Sunday, there were signs supply might increase as Saudi Arabia's oil ministe...
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$7 MILLION LOTTO FORGERY?
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A woman accused of forging a lottery ticket to collect a jackpot valuing over $7 million pleaded not guilty when the matter was mentioned in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's court on Wednesday. Jean Ebanks told the court that she bought and presented a legitimate ticket and that any illegal...
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Ah-ain't love grand!
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The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing
one half in front of his wife.
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KYLEz MOM's a Btch
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$100 Tattoo
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,&quo...
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What a woman would do
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A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" d...
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dis yute yah seh portmore empire fi dead
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sell of vid for all de trinis
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monster empire to di world
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unno hear di new chune weh monster empire have name "mr tek it back" a diss bounty? me *lo**klat bounty deaddddddddddddd roundhead and general b to di world f**k alliance bounty a *lo**klat junkie...a war di man dem ova rims...JUNKIE DAT me soon upload di chune fi unno
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mp3 rocket 5.0.0 downloader
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this is a good sowftware to downlosd any thing it can download movie, video, music,an a good quality if u people want a sowftware talk to bugle.http://www.mediafire.com/?xhizmbtgrw9 -- Edited by bugle at 18:36, 2008-06-23
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A Summer Skirt Situation...
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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, a lovely looking woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking th...
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Jah Knight - The Crunkhall King ((((Mixtape Preview))))
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Preview tune of the new Jah Knight Mixtape called The Crunkhall King http://www.zshare.net/audio/1408622871144c05/ http://www.myspace.com/jahknightmusic [url=...
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Apophysis_Brushpack for photoshop
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Anime babes Brush for photoshop
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Which artist has the most unique voice?
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i want to know which artist has the most unique voice? -- Edited by henrical at 00:48, 2008-06-23
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Is young Buck really doing the right thing?
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Since the dismissal of former Gunit member young buck, he took it opon himself appoligize to Gunit enimies like Fat Joe and The Game , to team up against gunit and to its members. In out rage buck jokes about Gunit members, saying that they are gay and that 50 made a big mistake and also dissing the whole th...
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Body dug up for insurance scam
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The body of a man who was dug up hours after being buried Friday was to be used as part of a scam to trick an insurance company, police investigations have discovered. The body was to be burnt and passed off as that of a policyholder so insurance money could be collected, the police said. Up to late last nig...
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BOUNTY GETS B****RUSHED
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HOT MESS - Friday Edition Comment written below BOUNTY GETS B****RUSHED yes yes mi deh yah again ..thank yuh lawd is Friday..and a Hot Mess we seh. People mi nah lie mi love how Bounty just start relax from wah day yah and stop bend up him face. Mi seh mi deh a Asylum well stush and all these things and see th...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger of Dogs........looks like she is on Steroids (dammmmm)
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This is Wendy, the dog whose appearance is a long way from the usual long, lean and sleek look of her breed. She was born with a genetic defect which has left her looking like the Incredible Hulk of Hounds. While her head, heart, lungs and legs are the size of those of a normal whippet, her gene defect means...
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Reports: Coupet holds transfer talks with Atletico
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MADRID, Spain (AP) - France goalkeeper Gregory Coupet has reportedly held discussions about joining Atletico Madrid from Lyon. Coupet said he was impressed with Atletico after Lyon gave him permission to visit the Spanish capital. "I saw a lot of ambition in Atletico. It's a big club, very po...
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7 kids at 16 years old wow
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A girl has 7 kids before her 17th BIRTHDAY!! How you ask? Wellshe had asingle birth (boy) at 14. Then at 15 gave birth to Triplet Girls, thenat 16 gave birth to another set of TRIPLET girls!! How's that for being fertile? And the worst part is that NONE ofthebaby daddies are around or have 'owned' up to it....
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Kid seen meatspin.
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Pick A Starting Salary
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "We...
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Upset Wife
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She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset! "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straigh...
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Office Memo
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OFFICE MEMO: Please note that at all future office parties and company picnics/functions there will be only one drink per person. Please bring your own cup. The Management
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Whats An Elevator ?
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A boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "...
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Luck!!!!!!!!
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times...
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B***h yu mine
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DR. PHIL WAS CONDUCTING A GROUP THERAPY SESSION WITH FOUR YOUNG MOTHERS AND THEIR SMALL CHILDREN.
"YOU ALL HAVE OBSESSIONS," HE OBSERVED......
TO THE FIRST MOTHER, HE SAID, "YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EATING...YOU'VE
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Driving along a two lane rural highway, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The owner takes the guy around into the backyard where he sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he ask...
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OH THOSE BLONDES pt2
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Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the
street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again...for no reason."
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37 Stupid Celebrity Quotes
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37. Im so smart now. Everyones always like take your top off. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. Im not stupid. Paris Hilton 36. Whats Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff? Paris Hilton 35. The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. Michael Jackson 3...
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Ten Times the Normal Size
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and the...
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Itchy
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A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy. The teacher tells him to go down to t...
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The Farmer and the Kid
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There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. 'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where ya goin' with that wire?' 'Well,' the kid drawls, 'this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire -- I...
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Guyanese pregnancy
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There is a Guyanese guy from Berbice name Rummy.
One day he invited his buddies for a drink to celebrate his
first child.
While they drinking, one of his friends asks Rummy "eh how lang
yuh marraid bai?"
Rummy said "bout 4 1/2 months" so his friend says "Rummy yuh so
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46 Facts About Mr. T
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Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool. When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold. The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And reg...
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Naked Running in the Rain
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Woman tricked two men into believing they were the father of her 2mth old baby
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A woman accused of tricking two men into believing that they were both the father of a two-month-old baby she took from a friend, appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court yesterday. Natanya Chickory, 27, and the biological mother Dahlia Spence, 23, have been slapped with charges...
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Ed, Ted
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Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in
one tent while the wives used the other.
At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow,
unbelievable!"
Which woke Ed.
"What's going on?" said Ed.
"I've got to go to the other tent and...
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Pissed off....
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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, `I`m so pissed off!`
`Oh yeah? What happened?` asked the bartender politely.
`See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home, and we stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just ab...
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Hilarious Skittles Commercial
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Jamaican Sandals
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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Cam in. Cam into my humble shop!" So they walked i...
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Six teens shot in St james
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Six teenagers were shot, two fatally by gunmen on Salt Spring Road in St James on Saturday. Dead are Neil McDermott 18, of Poinciana Drive, Rosemount, St James, and 17 year-old Trevorn Fisher of Salt Spring Road. Those injured are two 16 year-old girls and two boys ages 17 and 19 all of St James addresse...
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A 70-year-old man and God
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A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to...
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BRAIN TEST!!!
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Brain test Count every " F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6-- no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. The reason...
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Three Nuns!
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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The secon...
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