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MTVs long running show Total Request Live (TRL) will air its final episode in November, the shows executive producer announced yesterday (September 15). The show, which premiered in 1998 with Carson Daly as host, introduced a number of pop and Hip-Hop acts into the mainstream. During the shows 10-...
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michael jackson, madonna and robbie williams are walking down a street, madonna trips getting her head stuck in some railings. so robbie pulls down her knickers and starts shagging her senseless, he stops turns to michael and sez "your turn" michael starts crying "...
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The Tasteful Blind Man
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A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange request to his waiter. He asked if he could have the unwashed fork of the last customer the waiter waited on. The perplexed waiter agreed and handed the blind man the unwashed fork. The blind man proceeded to put it in his mouth and said, "Hmmm, the me...
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The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
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There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog." And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we h...
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An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarra**ing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Har...
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all p...
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California Lawmakers Seek To Ban G-Unit Rapper
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G-Unit rapper 40 Glocc might find himself getting kicked out of his Los Angeles neighborhood soon.
According to reports, if California Lawmakers succeed in serving him with an injunction, Glocc, real name Lawrence White, along with 18 other members of the Colton City Crips gang will be forced to...
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Dear Pastor - Finger (Myself) is not enough
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Dear Pastor, I feel horny in the nights, but my fingers can't help me anymore. I feel horny very often and my vagina runs like juice. I am not quite sure if it is a man or a vibrator that I need. What should I do? Please, give me your best advice. S. P., Aruba Dear S. P., It seems to me that you need to pray to God th...
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Clay Aiken is gay!!!
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"Guys, I know this is going to come as a bit of a shocker, so I hope you're sitting down before you continue reading. But (deep breath, now)...Clay Aiken has confirmed, in an interview featured on the cover of the upcoming issue of People magazine and first leaked on Perez Hilton's site, that he i...
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Damon dash son kidnapped, blames his ex
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A judge issued a bench warrant yesterday for the arrest of the mother of Damon Dashs oldest son. According to TMZ, Dashs ex, Linda Williams, defied judges orders by failing to return Damon II weeks ago after an allowed weekend visit. To date it is unknown where the boy is. Aside from his heated custody b...
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THE TAKEOVER!! Jay Z Looks To Create New MEGA LABEL - Janet Jackson, Beyonce And Possibly 50 Cent To Join!!
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September 25, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that hip hop pioneer Shawn "Jay Z" Carter may be on the verge of pulling off the biggest deal in the history of hip hop. According to people extremely senior at a major record label, Jay Z is looking to sign some of the top artists in urban...
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CIARA: VIBE MAGAZINE'S EDITOR IS LYING ... THEY DID PHOTOSHOP OUT MY CLOTHES!!!
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September 26, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com told you that there was a growing controversy surrounding Ciara and whether or not she wore clothes. Vibe's editor Danyeal Smith came out and flat out DENIED Photoshopping out Ciara's clothing. And now Ciara is calling her a liar. Here's a quote from Ciara's My...
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RUMOR: LINDSAY LOHAN REPORTEDLY OWES 50 CENT $1 MILLION ... 50 CONSIDERING BRINGING LAWSUIT!!
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September 26, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com reported to you last year that rapper Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson loaned actress Lindsay Lohan a substantial amount of money. And now it appears he may have to go to court to get it back. According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's insiders, 50 may have lent L...
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BRITNEY SPEARS STEALS TYRA'S BODY ... PHOTOSHOPS HER HEAD ONTO TYRA'S BODY IN NEW PROMO PICS!!
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September 23, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind of an EXPLOSIVE story. We discovered that Britney Spears stole images of Tyra Banks - and she's using them for her new album cover. If you look closely, you can see that the images Britney is using CLEARLY are promo images of model/talk show host T...
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Kanye Not Felonious
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Posted Sep 26th 2008 3:13PM by TMZ StaffWe've learned the L.A. County D.A. has decided not to file felony charges against Kanye West and his bodyguard for the attack at LAX earlier this month. Yet another example of what a celebrity should do when they get into trouble -- hire attorney Blair Berk. And i...
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A NEW QUEEN!!! RIHANNA OFFICIALLY PASSES BEYONCE IN WORLDWIDE ALBUM SALES!!!
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September 28, 2008. It's now official!!! MediaTakeOut.com has just learned that we have a new queen of R&B. According to Soundscan, Rihanna's latest album Good Girl Gone Bad has just passed Beyonce's B Day in terms of album sales. The latest figures show Beyonce selling 5,992,540 copies of B Da...
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Spice responds to D'Angel
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In yesterday's Star D'Angel hit out against female DJs including Spice and people, Spice a talk up di tings dem. According to her if D'Angel wants something to talk about she should tell the people dem a which man she have a New York and she must talk why she tek weh Beenie Man business when she well know se...
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JPS to answer disgruntled customers
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Jamaica Public Service customers will soon have answers concerning the high electricity bills which were issued recently. In a release yesterday, the Consumer Advisory Committee on Utilities (CACU) said it had written to JPS President, Damion Obliglio, requesting an explanation of the circum...
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Mutta Baruka - p*u**yy Fi Get f**k(DJ EFX)[$$Demitri$$]
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cutty ranks - the return frisco banton - light up the chalice merciless - park up the hearse nico junior - defend di money sweetie irie - big girls tenor fly - dont dis the jungle wig wam 95 fashion.rar - 31.96MB
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OLE GALLIS RIDDIM 1996 EAST COAST
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Gunman opens fire at school, 9 dead
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Gunman opens fire at school, 9 dead By MATTI HUUHTANEN 1 hour ago HELSINKI, Finland (AP) A gunman opened fire at a vocational school for adults in western Finland on Tuesday before shooting himself, police said. Finnish media reported nine people were killed and the gunman was wounded. The shooting...
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I Shot The Dog
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A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out. So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the...
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Bad Example
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One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day...
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Psychiatrist Observations
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom....
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Three Daughters
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There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married". So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want...
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My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarra**ing The way it would behave For every single morning It would sta...
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OJ Simpson
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While OJ was being chased down the interstate He got a call from Rodney King. Rodney said, "What ever you do don't get out of that truck" He also got a call from Michael Jackson Michael said, "What ever happens I'LL BABY SIT".
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Black Roosters
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There is three black roosters sitting on a fence. A little boy ask his mom how many feet do those three rossters have? The mother replies 6 How many eyes do the three roosters have? The mother replies 6 How many beaks do the three roosters have? The mother replies 3 How many hairs is on that white cats head s...
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One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday. So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said "...
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Making Cakes (Mad)
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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and t...
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While many persons in the Corporate Area were locked indoors last week during Tropical Storm Gustav, one man had to leave home and brave the weather after he broke his penis. According to bizarre reports reaching THE STAR, the man had to immediately seek medical attention at the Kingston Public Hosp...
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Beyonce - The Beyonce Experience Live 2007 (DVD)
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Microsoft Sued Over Windows Vista Name
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A French television presenter has sued Microsoft for "violation of intellectual property". Philippe Gildas accused the software publisher of illegally using the trademark "Vista". Gildas registered the Vista in October 2003. This was two years before Microsoft regist...
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Boy hit from bicycle, dies; brother injured
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Boy hit from bicycle, dies; brother injured Monday, September 29, 2008 A 13-year-old boy, identified as Everton Hartley, was killed Saturday when a motor car hit him from his pedal cycle along the Vernamfield main road in Clarendon. The boy's 14-year-old brother, Shavel Watson - who was riding on t...
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STGC, XLCR clash in Manning Cup
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STGC, XLCR clash in Manning Cup Howard Walker Monday, September 29, 2008 High-riding St George's College tackle Excelsior High in a top-of-the-table Group E clash at Winchester Park at 3:30 pm today. Both teams are on maximum 12 points, with Excelsior on top based on their superior goal difference...
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Annotto Bay hunt fourth straight win in daCosta Cup
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RIO NUEVO, St Mary - Annotto Bay will be seeking a fourth straight win this afternoon when they close their first round of Zone K of the ISSA/Pepsi/Digicel daCosta Cup competition against Iona High at Rio Nuevo. Annotto Bay, who advanced to the Inter-Zone round last season, have conceded one goal ove...
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RD SUNDAY MIX ( REQUESTED BY DAPPAWIFIE)
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REAL AND CHANCE ARE RUMORED TO HAVE ATTACKED HEAT DURING THE I LOVE MONEY REUNION SHOW ... STOMP HIM OUT IN FRONT OF VH1
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September 29, 2008. Saturday was the reunion from VH1's hit show I Love Money and we're hearing it was a mess!! According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's snitches, Real, Chance and their brother Love got into it with Heat and things got ugly. The insider explained to MediaTakeOut.com, "After the...
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Mayor blames politicians for environmental woes across Jamaica
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Mayor blames politicians for environmental woes across Jamaica Tuesday, September 23, 2008 KINGSTON Mayor Desmond McKenzie says political expediency has led to environmental devastation across Jamaica, especially in the Corporate Area where unapproved building construction is rampant. &...
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Zone Synergy Mix-off (Leon vs Kraiggi)
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SEPT 27,2008 EPL RESULTS............***DK***
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Fixtures and ResultsSaturday, September 27, 2008 Everton0:2LiverpoolAston Villa2:1SunderlandManchester Utd2:0BoltonMiddlesbrough0:1WBANewcastle1:2BlackburnFulham1:2West HamStoke City0:2ChelseaArsenal1:2Hull City
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Bescenta (with free mixcd)
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Promoting BESCENTA wikkid reggae artist outta Kingston, JA!! Check out http://www.papapedroentertainment.be - follow the signs & get your copy of this mixcd.... Check out his new myspace http://...
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Allen bags four-timer in big Wolmer's win
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Allen bags four-timer in big Wolmer's win BY KAYON RAYNOR Senior staff reporter raynork@jamaicaobserver.com Sunday, September 28, 2008 CLAUDE Allen netted four times to lead pre-season favourites Wolmer's Boys' to a 7-0 whipping of Denham Town High in their Group C Manning Cup football match at...
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Ribery Wallapaper Rated #1 in ma class @ skool ( Magic Images)
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MZJA Zone Synergy Mix-off(DANE VS JJ) now wit report by ***DK***
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MZJA ZONE SYNERGY MIX-OFF(RAGGA VS SPYDA)
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