Per second billing

wots da worst thing dat can happen???

instead of selling herself she sold her shooters

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Wot a WoMEN

Good Point i hav 2 say

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

Be Careful of gettin stuck u neva no wot mite b behind u

When da force is down

Reject trying 2 measure up 2 da real ting

Ironic i hav 2 say

Be Observant when driving on the road

Clever Staff

Comfortable Sheats

Funny how much women can tink of while being drunk...maybe bcoz dey tink 2 muc dat is why dey get so quickly drunk

Before & After

Dis is a difficult 1

Here are some tell-tale signs its gonna be a bad day. If any of these things happen, DO NOT leave the house. Crawl back into bed and start over again tomorrow.

• You wake up face down on the pavement.
• You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
• You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
• Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
• Your income check bounces.
• Your pet rock snaps at you.
• Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
• Your wife says, Good morning, Bill and your name is George.
• Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
• You turn on the news and theyre showing emergency routes out of the city.

Wot Great lips she has

she  mite b old but surely not cold...N e 1 wanna make a wish cum true???

Da Best Gift Eva 4 Men

-- Edited by jepomaxxx at 01:06, 2009-01-20

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gud statement...jus shows how stupid da creaters r

Mus get mi 1 2

Dermotolagy proven

Surely she'll b cum a 40 yr old virgin

BEFORE MARRIAGE:


He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!



AFTER MARRIAGE:

Read from bottom to top !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8JaL8sY4pE&eurl

 woman goes to her docter and tells him that she cant get any from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says they are experimental pills, put two into his coffee and see what happens.

So she does and the next morning come back and says "the sex was great what if I use ten?

And the docter replied they are experimental pills so try it and see what happens.

So the next day she comes back and says the sex was better, can I put the whole bottle in and see what happens?"

The next morning a little boy comes in and says, my mothers dead, my sisters pregnant, my arse hurts like hell and my father is sitting in the corner saying here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

------------ life is one big road with a lot of sign:

Plumber Emergency Call out

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2009, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
11. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
12. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
f**k home.
13. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
14. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
15. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."
16. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no f**king. Carry your ass home.
19. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

Participating Party
Signature ___________________
Date: _______________

Participating Party
Signature_____________________
Date: ________________

Wot a gud lie

She Saves da day

Dis Guy is A Real Show Off

Legal laws being implemented 4 sex workers

Wot a Bitta World it wud b

Who will b victirious????

KFC Crime nit Protection

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-- Edited by IWALLACE12 at 12:42, 2009-01-21

-- Edited by IWALLACE12 at 08:08, 2009-01-24

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I

 $200.oo