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-- Edited by Star bwoy on Wednesday 22nd of April 2009 03:02:37 PM

Coming from the club I was tired and ma boi took a pix of me sleepin LOL

-- Edited by baalue on Tuesday 21st of April 2009 07:50:59 AM

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today.

You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, Dust.'                                                      
And then the fight started...                                        
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My wife was hinting about what she  wanted for  our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.             And then the fight started...                                      
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This is just

This is wrong in so many ways.

Hope i'm as strong as him when i'm that old!

The Old Harbour police responded to an unusual call on Tuesday, when they were summoned by a man who had trouble convincing neighbours that a man they saw entering his house was not an intruder but was paid to make love to his wife.

Reports are that the 45-year-old man could no longer satisfy his wife as a lover and enlisted a younger man to have sex with her. However, neighbours saw the man entering and leaving the premises regularly and confronted both men for an explanation.

At approximately 8:00 a.m., the distressed husband called lawmen to pacify a crowd that had gathered outside his house.

"After we went to the dwelling, we saw the husband who had called us and the wife and another man in his early thirties," a sub-officer at the Old Harbour Police Station told The STAR.

"It was pointed out to us by the husband that he had enlisted the services of the younger male for his wife, as he is unable to deliver."

When The STAR visited the area, several residents expressed concern about the strange actions of the husband. They claimed that they were demanding an explanation as to why someone would want to have such an arrangement.

Both the husband and his 'co-worker' were approached by the newsteam but each declined to comment.

The lawmen acted professionally by explaining to the irate residents that it is a contractual agreement among consenting adults and that there was no breach of the law.

Meanwhile, the residents said that they have never heard of a man getting another male to service his wife but rather, they have known of cases where men prevented this from happening.

"Bwoy this ya service bull ya really lucky, as the three a dem a live happily like something out of a story book," remarked a resident.

The STAR made checks with several clergymen who said that the husband's actions are immoral and that he is in need of a spiritual baptism.

A Rasta and his Empress are in court getting a divorce. The
problem was, who should get custody of the child?The Empress
jumped up and said, 'Your Honor. I brought the child
into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my
custody'The judge turns to the dread and says,
'What do you have to say in the matter?'The Rasta sat for a while contemplating ... then slowly rose and said,
'Yow ... your Honour, If I and I put a dollar in a
vending machine and a Pepsi come out, a who fa Pepsi ...
'I and I' or the machine?

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Factor your social security number - Take the fifth - Memorize a series of random numbers - Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages - Join the Foreign Legion - Learn Sanskrit - Exist...existentially, of course - Print counterfeit Confederate money - Kick a cabbage - Take a picture - Put it back - Sandpaper a mushroom - Play solitaire...for cash - Abuse your patio furniture - Run for Pope - Count to a million...fast - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock - Commit seppuku...with a paper knife - Revert - Think shallow thoughts - Starch your shoes - Polish your Calvin's - Contemplate a c**kroach - Get a dog to chase your car - Let him catch it - Investigate the Czar - Form a political party - Climb a sidewalk - Have a political party - Get diagonal...with a good friend - Ride a loaf of bread - Sharpen a carrot - Interrogate a gerbil - Go bow hunting for Toyotas - Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids - Jump back - Play to lose - Scalp a street light - Have your car painted...plaid - Read a tomato - Sharpen your sleeping skills - Watch a game show...take notes - Put out a fire - If you can't find a fire, make one - Interview a cloud - Play tiddlywinks...go for *lo** - Play basketball...in a minefield - Don't talk to things - Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling - Have your cat bronzed - Have your gerbil gilded - Write books about writing books - Create random equations - Mispell words - Tell your feet a joke - Throw a tomato into a fan - Sing the ABC song backwards - Pretend you're a dog - Dial-a-prayer and argue with it - Grease the doorknobs - String up a room - Stack furniture - Relive fond memories - Tie your shoelaces together - Gargle - Count your teeth with your tongue - Decay - Find your half-life - Design a better toilet seat - Shred a newspaper - Have a headache - Scratch - Sniff - Hatch an egg - Play air guitar - Act profound - Spill - Spell - Stare - Truncate - Slouch - Develop hearing problems - Put your feet behind your head - Tie bows in everything - Hold your hand - Watch the minute hand move - 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Bronze your sister's turtle - See how long it takes for her to notice - See what she does when she notices - Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop watering it and try again. - Increase your territorial holdings by force - Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat - Boldly go where no man has gone before - Be a threat to the American way of life - Do research into the cause of World War III - Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life - Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh

Jamaican and his donkey 
> 
> This man from the Jamaican country had lost his house and all his crops 
> after a hurricane. He had nothing left but his donkey. After days of being 
> miserable, and not being able to find a job, he took his donkey into the 
> city and put up a sign that read 'Betting $10.00 that this donkey could 
> answer any question yuh ask.' 
> 
> One man come up saying: 'No way that ass could tell me how much numbers in 
> a phone number?' The owner said 'Tell him ass?' The donkey stomp on the 
> ground seven times, the man paid and walked away shocked. Ah next man 
> come up and say 'Tell me how much players make up a football side?' The 
> donkey stomp the ground eleven times.' The man paid up. By now, news 
> spread like wild fire and nuff people gather around to see this smart ass. 
> 
> 
> This woman come out of the crowd, walk up to the owner and said 'You is ah 
> fraud and ah bet $100.00 he cyan tell me meh age.' The donkey step back, 
> leh go a loud fart and stomp he foot two times. The woman faint. After 
> some smelling salts and water, she revive and point at de donkey and say, 
> 'He know ah was farty-two'.

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.

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-- Edited by Dj Quiva on Saturday 4th of April 2009 06:24:41 PM

once upon a time there was rd aka riddim daddy ..he yelled one day he was horney and needed a nipple to *u*k....the gurl  spit then she replied ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww vomitt
then she proceeded to try and kill her self
and she look up and said::: GODDDDDDDDDDDDD wat did i do
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY  and she cryed even more saying WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OMG WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY screaming at  god

hahah and thats the strenght rd have on ppl and life


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The head of the Republican National Committee is Black.

The best known media mogul on earth is Black.



The greatest golfer in the world is Black.

The top female tennis players in the world are Black.

The highest grossing actor worldwide is Black.

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The brightest Astrophysicist under the sun is Black.

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-- Edited by gamepun on Sunday 5th of April 2009 11:01:56 PM

There was a blonde that lived in a small house on the corner of 4th Avenue.

She had a small shed in her backyard where she kept gardening tools. One day, she thought she saw smoke coming out of the roof of the shed.

In a panic she called 911. They answered and said "This is Joe, is there an emergency?"

The blonde replied "Yes my shed is on fire!!!" Joe said, "Don't panic help in on the way...where do you live?"

The blonde said, "IN A HOUSE, NOW HURRY!!"

Joe calmly responded back, "How are we supposed to get there?"

The blonde answered back, "DUH!!! A BIG RED TRUCK!"

A young deaf-mute couple gets married. At first, they have sex with the lights on, in order to sign to each other.

One day, the woman asks, "Can we try to make love with the lights off?"

The man says, "OK, but how will you know when I want to make love?"

The woman says, "Well, when you're in the mood, just shake my left breast once, and I'll know. If you don't want to, shake my right breast once."

The man says, "All right. And if you want to make love to me, shake my penis once, if you do not want to make love to me, shake my penis about 50 times."

The following headlines were actually printed in newpapers. The irony in some of these is absolutely astonishing, hilariously funny (though sometimes akward). Check them out

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Deer Kill 17,000
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teachers Strike Idle Kids
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

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part B (different source)

-- Edited by Pr0n on Wednesday 8th of April 2009 12:14:26 AM

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhiE8w1zfVsXD6O8zd


Kanye keeps trying to get the video removed from Youtube, so this might get removed soon. Kanye Kanye West.

Full episode here http://www.mediazoneja.com/forum.spark?forumID=101645&p=3&topicID=26895281#lastPostAnchor

UPDATE: Kanye responded on his blog... admits to be being a GAY FISH
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=227887_-1__0_~0_-1_4_2009_0_0&em3298=&em3282=&em3281=&em3161=

-- Edited by Pr0n on Thursday 9th of April 2009 11:30:08 PM

-- Edited by Pr0n on Saturday 11th of April 2009 09:57:19 AM

Three men , a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President
Bush are out walking together one day. They come across
a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels and Jews can come
into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."

President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."

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