One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
These 4 classified ads appeared in a newspaper on 4 consecutive days.
Last 3 hopelessly trying to correct 1st day's mistake...
MON : For sale - Vishal has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Joshi who lives with him cheap.
TUES : Notice: We regret having erred in Vishal's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs. Joshi, who lives with her after 7PM."
WED : Notice: Vishal has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale - Vishal has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Joshi who loves him.
THURS : Notice: I, Vishal, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Joshi. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit!
Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr . in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.... Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MENstrual cramps MEN tal breakdown MENopause GUY necologist AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Jamaican doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Clarendon; put him in charge of the Ministry of Finance and now half the Raass Claat country is looking for work."
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts"
an Illinois man left the snowball streets of Chicago for a vacation in florida. His wife was on a businees trip and was planning to meet him ther the next day. whe he reach his hotel, he decide to send his wife a quick email. unable to find the scrap of paper on wich he as written the email address he did his best to type it in from memory. unfortunately, he miss one of the letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband as pass away only the day before. when the grieving widow, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: 'Dearest wife, Just got checked in. every thing is prepared for your arrival tommorrow. Your Loving Husband.' P.S. Sure is hot down here.
BAD4LIFE TO THE WORLD THE ONE AND ONLY CRAFTY YUTE TO WALK THE EARTH
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing upher shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word,Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The womanwraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she getsto the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?""It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies."Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!!
Blowjobs A survey was conducted with a thousand men to try and establish why men like blow jobs so much.
5% said that they like the feel of their cock in a womans moist mouth
20% said that they like the domination they have over their woman
and 75% said that they like the 5 minutes of peace and quiet.
Mad Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.
Pregnant When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!". I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy". "I know", she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So .. what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years ... I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said , "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for . . a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the stupid map again.
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "No, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."
An elderly Jamaican man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Jamaican pastry, 'Gizzada' wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally dozens of 'Gizzadas'.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the 'Gizzada' was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a 'Gizzada' at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a 'dutch-pot' by his wife...... "Move yu back-side!" she said, "Dem ya a fe you funeral."
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller:I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher:Do you havean address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher:9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller :Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher :Excuse me? Caller :I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher :Was anything else taken? Caller :No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher:This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-o ne Dispatcher:Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. My Personal Favorite!!!Dispatcher:9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller:My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart< BR>Dispatcher:Is this her first child? Caller:No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........Dispatcher:9-1-1 Caller:Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn... .I think I'm going to pass out.Dispatcher:Sir, where are you calling from? Caller:I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: !Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller:No Dispatcher:What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller:Running from the Police.
1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both are threatened by their own kind. 4. Both like to chew wood. 5. Both mark their territory. 6. Both are bad at asking you questions. 7. Neither tells you what's bothering them. 8. Both tend to smell riper with age. 9. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. 10. Neither does any dishes. 11. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. 12. Both like dominance games. 13. Both are suspicious of the postman. 14. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. 15. Neither understands what you see in cats.
man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "They're in three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly!
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".
A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?''
You see how Jamaicans can chat? That's how them mouth always put them in trouble.
Three death row inmates-an American, a Japanese and a Jamaican-were about to be sent to the electric chair.
The American got strapped in and was asked if he had any last words. He said 'No'; they pressed the button-nothing happened, so he was set free. (Apparently if the state tries to execute someone and 'has technical difficulties' during the process and it doesn't happen, the person is set free).
The Japanese got strapped in and was asked if he had any last words. He said 'No' they pressed the button-nothing happened, so he was set free.
The Jamaican got strapped in and was asked if he had any last words.
He said 'Yah man, you don't see the ting no plug in ?
dont kno if yall gonna find dis funny but i got a lil chuckle so i desided to post it
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and *u*king on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and *u*ked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Three convicts escape from jail and are being chased by police. They turn onto a dark alley and spot a bunch of potato sacks. Each of the three hide in one. A policeman quickly comes through the scene and hears a rustling from the potato sacks. He goes over to them and kicks the first potato sack. 'Meow!' says the a convict. And the policeman goes to the next muttering, 'Stupid cats.' He kicks the second potato sack and the second convict says, 'Woof!' 'Stupid dogs!' says the policeman while moving on to the next potato sack. The policeman kicks it, nothing, so he kicks it again and the last convict says, 'Potato potato!'
A seven year old boy was at the center of a Jamaica Courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that the family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court however when he proclaimed that, while visiting his aunt during the summer holidays, She beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the West Indies Cricket Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. [/font]
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed; Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said, 'How the heck do you do this at your age?'
She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and *u*k 'em dry!'
The policeman fainted. [font="inherit"]
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says to the social worker, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Sir your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes.
All your clothing will be provided.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
Your starting salary will be $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
7) A hubby said to his wife, ' I will take a photo of your breast andframe it.'
The wife said to husband, 'I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.'
8) A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE. At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE. At35, a GRAND PRIZE. At 45, aCONSOLATION PRIZE. At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE and at 65, a GIVAWAY PRIZE.
9) What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs? Snow White said, ' I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time. Not 1 inch 7 times.'
10) The vagina is the world's best rehabilatation center. Even themost violent and aggresive penis comes out humbled, head bowed and reduced in size.
11) A loving husband had 'I Love You' tattoed on his dick. When hegot home, he showed it to his wife. She said, 'There u go againtrying to put words in my mouth.'
12) Lady was trying on dress. Husband: 'Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!' Later in bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?' Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage.'
A woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River Falls when she stumbled upon an old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and- behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile, then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish.
She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie.
The Genie said, 'Nope, sorry, three-wish genies nuh real, me is strictly a ONE-WISH Genie. So ... what yuh want?'
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, 'I want peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony'.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid yu? PLEASE BE REASONABLE! Dem countries yah a war fi how much thousands of years. Mi shut up inna dis bockle fi 'bout five hundred of dem dey years! Mi good but mi nuh dat good! Mi nuh know if mi can grant dis one. Do Lady, mek another wish!! Mi a beg yuh... Be reasonable.'
The woman thought for a minute and said, 'Well, I've never been able to find the right man... You know, one that is considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking and house cleaning, is great in bed and is FAITHFUL. That's what I wish for ... a good man.
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, 'Mek mi see di map again!!!!'
Due to his owner's negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor dog notices a leopard hading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
Just then, the dog noticed some bones laying on the ground close by. The dog immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching leopard. Just as the jungle cat is about to leap, the dog loudly says, "My, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard slinks away. "That was too close," thought the leopard, "that dog nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a mischevious monkey had observed the entire scene, and decided to cause trouble for the dog, while getting on the good side of the leopard as well. The monkey dashed off after the leopard, to tell him what truly happened.
The dog saw the monkey dash off, and suspiciously tailed him from behind. He overhears the monkey spilling the beans, and quickly decides on a course of action, racing back to the pile of bones.
At the same time, the leopard has decided to take care of the dog once and for all. The monkey hops on the leopard's back, to watch the demise of the doomed dog. As the leopard approaches, he can hear the dog talking to himself: "Where's that lazy monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago for another leopard, and he's still not back!"
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller:I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher:Do you havean address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher:9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller :Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher :Excuse me? Caller :I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher :Was anything else taken? Caller :No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher:This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-o ne Dispatcher:Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. My Personal Favorite!!!Dispatcher:9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller:My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart< BR>Dispatcher:Is this her first child? Caller:No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........Dispatcher:9-1-1 Caller:Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn... .I think I'm going to pass out.Dispatcher:Sir, where are you calling from? Caller:I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: !Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller:No Dispatcher:What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller:Running from the Police.
After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush allows the kids to ask a few questions. One little boy, Billy, gathers the courage to raise his hand and asks, "How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the U.N.?"
Just as Bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they'll continue afterward. Half an hour later the kids come back inside.
"Where were we?" says George. "Oh, yes - does anyone want to ask me anything?"
A different boy raises his hand and says, "I have three questions: First, why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.? Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And third, where the heck is Billy?"
It was said dat a Black man would be president of Amerikkka when pigs fly. Sure enough 100 days into President Obama's presidency......... swine flu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Maaaad!!!
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, What are these, Dad?
The man matter-of-factly replies, Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex. Oh I see, replied the boy pensively. Yes, Ive heard of that in health class at school.
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, Why are there three in this package.
The dad replies, Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday. Cool! says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks Then who are these for?
Those are for college men. the dad answers, Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.
WOW! exclaimed the boy. Then who uses these? he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March
The following took place at an international conference for women's rights.
The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
(The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well.
(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, a Jamaican lady, stood up and said," After lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).
She continued...........................
"Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing.
Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing,
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Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,... "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet!"
There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top. The firemen are yelling to the redhead to jump into a blanket and she jumps off the building and right as she was about to safely hit the blanket they moved it and she dies. They yell to the brunette to jump but she says,"No I saw what you did to the redhead"! They shout we don't like redheads! So the brunette jumps and sure enough they move the blanket and she dies. Then they shout to the blonde to jump off into the blanket. But the blonde says,"no I saw what you did to them"! They shout we don't like them! The blonde then says, "I don't trust you guys, put the blanket on the ground and step back!"
