A Jamaican couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice'. "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "Is wa do yu gyal, why u lick shot affa da poor animal like dat, yu mad? How we get around now? Then she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'. "And from that moment we have lived happily ever after."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwRgBb6kof0

-- Edited by tjcbar on Saturday 18th of December 2010 06:05:51 PM

1. Never ask where yu man has been, where him coming from or where him going Don't always feel him going to another woman. If yu treated him right he will soon come back. If him don't come back, well you have to work pon dat!

2. Always make sure de food deh pon de table when him come thru de door. Member, "regular fried dumpling keeps your man a humping".

3. Don't forget the "Irish Moss" and "Guinness". A nuff ah dem like pork, but just don't call it pork ... yu mad! Call it a fancy foreign name like ham or franks! Ah it dem mother did grow dem up pon.

4. Never get upset if he accidentally sleeps with yuh friend, sister, or even mother. That only means he is a good man, dem would have never slept with him if him was worthless! Is dem fault fi a pressure him!

5. Never tell yuh man seh yu pregnant - well, not til yuh hide him passport!

6. Never ask how many baby mother yuh man have. Dis may lead to embar****ment because him may have lost count.

7. If him grab yuh up! Tell him that's not how to show love, some think that is the way but don't call de police. It don't mek no sense, because you always end up bailing him out of jail.

8. Never tell yuh man is not your real hair! Dem love long hair gal. Keep telling him dat you're half-Chinese or yu have Indjun in yuh family.

9. Don't listen to your girlfriends advice, especially if dem don't have no man. How can someone with no man tell you how to keep one. Dem always telling you that 'him controlling yu'. She just want someone to keep her company because she have no man. Some of dem even have funny intentions.

10. Never ask to drive your man's car, or give him directions, or tell him to ask for directions when he is lost. Him soon find him way! Grin and bear it.

11. Never ask for your man's home number and address ... some ladies get this strange idea after seeing their man fe three years and having several children for him that this somehow entitles dem to dis privileged information. Be realistic! The relationship is still in its early stages. However, your man might feel generous and offer up his cell phone or pager digits. Be grateful!!!

Leave a comment about what you think

-- Edited by SVG on Friday 17th of December 2010 09:19:38 PM

LEAVE COMMENTS PLZ!!! MORE COMMECIALS COMMIN SOON

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Condom says to Tampax : you put me outta
business for 1 week a month."

Tampax says to condom: If you don't do
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NIGGA REALLY NEED FI

-- Edited by MZ Legend (Snr.Mod) on Saturday 11th of December 2010 10:35:10 PM

-- Edited by KrYsIs (Radio Mod) on Friday 10th of December 2010 08:49:45 AM

di bio dj ziggy, tell leon today fi go stock n pile him moda, so mi tell di breda fi cool offa di moda thing, di man fly up long time bout mi fi go pick ax dig mi moda.. so mi gi him a hot
LOOK WAH DI MAN MESSAGE 'I'   

SEE YAH ZIGGY......YUTE MEMBA MI PUT DISS PAN I LIFE IF MI NUH *la*hDCLAT FINE WEH YUH LIVE ME IS A FOOL.........WRONG YUTE YUH F*** WID ERE DAT...LOL YUH KNOW MI FAMILY YUTE........JUS F***ING WAIT!!!!!


NUH LAAAAFFFIN TING!!!!
DIS NAH END PRETTY A MY TING YAH TRY F*** UP

wah mi fi really do.. get mi turban ready up n go hide a bobo hill or wah...

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A woman had 2 parrots di larger 1 kept beating di smaller 1. Di lady said 2 di larger parrot,"mi ago find yu match" di parrot said, "bring it on" Few days lata di lady took out di small parrot & put a john crow in di cage. next morning di lady saw di parrot without any feathers & said,"yu **** yu, yu find yu match." di parrot replied "shut yu **** mouth, yu nuh si seh a back mi back off mi shirt fi %$^ up di bwoy.

White lady: I Want a 12 inch Penis to ride on, Wat is di cost.
Rasta: I and I ago charge U 100 US fi dat:
White lady: Ok Let's do it
Rasta : Giv Her Three JUK and stop , and said pay mi now no lay....
White lady: R u crazy I said I want a 12 inch
Rasta: Woman no mec mi tel u bout U BBC, 3 X 4inch is wat,No 12inch.