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Smile Orange

December 18, 2009
Started By soul symbol sound8 Comments


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Jamaican Gormet Chef

December 18, 2009
Started By soul symbol sound1 Comments


A long,long time ago, two egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the shiek of abbudzjabbu. The shiek, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the shiek organized a cammel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu would be allowed to marry his daughter.
The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expidition, finally decided to consult the wise man of their village. Arrived there, they explained to him the situation, upon which the wise man raised his cane and spoke two wise words. Relieved the two camel drivers left the tent: they were ready for the contest

Which 2 wise words did the Wise man speak?
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http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhcfCRc9j6WG5MPn4r

-- Edited by Ill-matic on Sunday 22nd of November 2009 02:27:37 PM

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Cute (uh ohh?!)

December 17, 2009
Started By Dj Tweety10 Comments
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"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer who have no clothes to wear.
Amen."


-- Edited by +0p$h0++@ (Mod) on Thursday 17th of December 2009 10:42:26 AM

Old Drunk Man Talking

November 21, 2009
Started By chucky4 Comments
lollollollollol http://www.mediafire.com/?x5lfyzzmx4h    lollollol



lollollol



-- Edited by mz más quería veterano on Friday 4th of June 2010 06:50:59 PM

Crazy dance move of 2008

December 13, 2009
Started By scubby33 Comments
Check out this guy he's wicked moves

Crazy Dance Move

-- Edited by scubby3 on Sunday 13th of December 2009 05:51:37 PM

the jingle cats

December 14, 2009
Started By soul symbol sound4 Comments



lol

Tiger Woods cries out for help!

December 6, 2009
Started By GA1 Comments

jamaican mix up

December 3, 2009
Started By ODAIN_GAZA24 Comments


-- Edited by ODAIN_GAZA on Saturday 5th of December 2009 09:27:28 PM

DO U LIKE FREAKY PEOPLE?

December 4, 2009
Started By clans7 Comments
cpnobiggrinsmile
[youtube=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jA1935ZMw1s]

-- Edited by Dj_Rubbut at 01:36, 2009-01-05

Too Damn Funny....Oh Gosh

November 25, 2009
Started By Jayvanni7 Comments


THE PIEST AND HIS C0CK

June 7, 2009
Started By Dj Tweety4 Comments

A priest was in his room and realised that his rooster was missing. He decided 2 bring it up in Sunday Mass.
Right before the seremony the priest asked, "Who has a c**k?" all the men in the room stood up.
The priest said "NO,No,NO. Who has seen a c**k?" all the woman in the room stood up.
The priest said "NO,NO,NO. Who has seen my c**k?". All of the nuns stood up.

GAZA TO THE WORLLLLDDD MADDDDD

November 20, 2009
Started By MARTIAN88843 Comments
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A bear and a rabbit was takin a s**t in the woods. "the bear turned to the rabbit and said" excuse me do you have problems with s**t sticking to your fur "the rabbit said" no so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit

-- Edited by littlemisslinkz on Tuesday 24th of November 2009 08:14:27 AM

voodoo dick

October 4, 2009
Started By Lucipher14 Comments
There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.

So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man.

"Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except " said the old man, and then he stopped.

"Except what?" asked the businessman.

"Nothing, nothing," said the old man.

"C'mon, tell me! I need something!" protested the businessman.

"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick,'" the old man said.

"So what's up with this voodoo dick?" the businessman asked.

The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, "Big ****ing deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"

The old man said, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet."

He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door."

The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!"

The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.

The businessman said, "I'll take it!"

The old man resisted and said it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, "Voodoo dick, my p**sy."

He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone.

After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my p**sy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.

After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her p**sy, and wouldn't stop screwing.

The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!" bebe

JAMANICA FROG

December 16, 2007
Started By dappa75wifie8 Comments
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say no to drugs

January 26, 2008
Started By dappa75wifie16 Comments
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http://www.zshare.net/audio/55263260e20518/

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DEEP HOLE

June 7, 2009
Started By Dj Tweety8 Comments

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.

Wowthat looks deep.

Sure does toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is.

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait no noise.

Jeeez. That is REALLY deep here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise.

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They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, Heyover here in the weeds, theres a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT *u*ker in, its GOTTA make some noise.

The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what theyve just seen

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Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over. Hey you two guys seen my goat out here? You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen. It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!

Nah, says the farmer, That couldnt have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie.

A LEGAL QUESTION

July 8, 2009
Started By Dj Tweety3 Comments

HERE'S A LEGAL QUESTION....................

Is this statutory rape???.........or just a monumental mistake?

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-- Edited by GLAMAROUS_RUE on Wednesday 8th of July 2009 01:27:08 PM

shavon v.s monifa

July 10, 2009
Started By SHANNIE_FAMOUS5 Comments

Gaza vs Guly clash..the video

September 4, 2009
Started By L4nd03 Comments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Oy7zKUCsd0

johnny at school

June 10, 2009
Started By Dj Tweety18 Comments
At school little Johnnys class is learning about medicines. Sister
> Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know
> and what they are used for.
>
> The first pupil said: Tylenol?
>
> Very good! And what is it used for?
>
> It is used for a headache.
>
> The second pupil said: Nytol.
>
> Excellent! said Sister Catherine. And what is it used for?


>
> To help you sleep, replied the student.
>
> Now it is Johnnys turn and he said: Viagra.
>
> And what is it used for, Johnny? asked the surprised Sister Catherine.
>
> It is used for diarrhea.
>
> And who told you this, Johnny?
>
> Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father take a Viagra, and
> maybe yuh shit will get harder.
>
>
> Sister Catherine fainted.

da one ya rude! FUH COCK

March 16, 2008
Started By bLaCkBeatZ40 Comments
weed



real ****ing ediot that lollollollollollollol

LA LEWIS LOL (MUS SEE)

August 27, 2009
Started By Star bwoy15 Comments

MORONS

November 13, 2009
Started By Dj Tweety0 Comments
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