Forum: Funny Stuff
Share all jokes here, funny pics etc...(PS...warn members of uncensored/adult jokes)
NOW TELL MI IF THIS UTE NAH LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
January 15, 2010
Started By Konvict — 28 Comments
-- Edited by Konvictİ on Friday 15th of January 2010 02:38:23 PM
* We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.
* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
* When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.
* We can use cosmetics should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in.
* We can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a "little woman syndrome."
* We don't have to get our strength up between sessions... no it's much easier for us to get it in the first place.
* We can get off with those years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
* We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games.
* We got off the Titanic first.
* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - they look like complete dorks in ours.
* We have total control over our eyebrows.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
* It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool... and football.
* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our...womanhood.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
* We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever.
* We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other rugby thing). But we look INCREDIBLY cool if we do.
* We never recognize ourselves in aspects of Mr. Bean. Ever.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
-- Edited by pengo at 14:33, 2008-04-02
* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
* When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.
* We can use cosmetics should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in.
* We can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a "little woman syndrome."
* We don't have to get our strength up between sessions... no it's much easier for us to get it in the first place.
* We can get off with those years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
* We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games.
* We got off the Titanic first.
* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - they look like complete dorks in ours.
* We have total control over our eyebrows.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
* It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool... and football.
* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our...womanhood.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
* We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever.
* We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other rugby thing). But we look INCREDIBLY cool if we do.
* We never recognize ourselves in aspects of Mr. Bean. Ever.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
-- Edited by pengo at 14:33, 2008-04-02
pics of nature with human qualities lmfao, Really funny (mUsT sEe)
October 23, 2009
Started By ~XIV~ — 26 Comments
I WONDER WHAT SANTA HAS BROUGHT US THIS YEAR?????
November 27, 2009
Started By MARTIAN888 — 14 Comments
-- Edited by bLaCkBeatZ (Mod) on Monday 23rd of November 2009 02:07:15 PM
-- Edited by ruptionlink on Tuesday 29th of September 2009 01:52:00 PM
the church ppl get crunk on sunday :lol:
November 22, 2009
Started By mz más quería veterano — 11 Comments
Newsroom / DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
December 17, 2009
Started By SLICE BREAD — 4 Comments
#1 DICK SUCKA....IDK IF ME FI LAUGH OR SMH...(no shame in her game)
December 15, 2009
Started By JamaicanQueen — 20 Comments
this girl showing her p***Y!!! look look look peeps look!!!!!
February 2, 2009
Started By DJ Kem — 66 Comments
this is what they call pu$$y a peep outa draws
-- Edited by cgh567 on Friday 30th of October 2009 10:34:23 PM
MY BRO MADE THIS POST ON MY FACEBOOK LOL DWL---LOVE U TOO IKAN DAKAI---FOR ME N MYSTIC LOL...FAMILY IS LOVE
December 11, 2009
Started By dj naz — 23 Comments
jus a question out of the blue mek mi hear d response dem
January 18, 2010
Started By rayonxelnt — 0 Comments
u think that if bin laden had a woman ana give her bun u feel she would find her b4 usa who a search 4 him years now?
THIS SIGN WAS HANGING IN THE CARIBBEAN ISLAND OF JAMAICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!MADDDDDDDDDDD
November 9, 2009
Started By MARTIAN888 — 22 Comments
Keep in mind... i felt idle at the time... i love women and i'm not sexist... this post was made at my own risk :P
9th Place
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GOLD METAL GOES TOO:
9th Place
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5th Place
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3rd Place
2nd Place
GOLD METAL GOES TOO:
-- Edited by cgh567 on Friday 30th of October 2009 06:44:16 PM
-- Edited by madest-one (Mod) on Wednesday 4th of November 2009 05:08:21 PM
Once again She beat him ( a case of domestic violence ) but the ish is funny!
November 10, 2009
Started By Dj Quiva — 55 Comments
-- Edited by Dj Quiva (Admin) on Tuesday 10th of November 2009 12:10:13 PM
I TOLD THE GIRL TO HAVE A BABY BY ME &&& LOOK PON THIS RA$$$$$ PICKNEY SHE BRING
November 11, 2009
Started By MARTIAN888 — 16 Comments
Unuh Affi watch dah cartoon yah bounty VS Monsta Shack " Twins Of Twins Prodigy hhaahahaahahahah lol
November 10, 2009
Started By Zone Piru ( Art & Graphics Director ) — 11 Comments
I SWEAR TO YOU RALPH THE F"N MOUSE WAS THIS BIG
November 11, 2009
Started By MARTIAN888 — 9 Comments
Footage has been found of Dancehall corward Vybz Kartel happily receiving a mic pass from dancehall c**ky sucker Lisa Hy
November 21, 2009
Started By soul symbol sound — 39 Comments
the best way 2 fine out if ur man would cheat on u..just do this 2 him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 5, 2009
Started By ODAIN_GAZA — 30 Comments
the best way 2 fine out if ur man would cheat on u..just do this 2 him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-- Edited by ODAIN_GAZA on Saturday 5th of December 2009 11:27:29 AM
-- Edited by ODAIN_GAZA on Saturday 5th of December 2009 11:30:10 AM
-- Edited by ODAIN_GAZA on Saturday 5th of December 2009 03:19:48 PM
Di man we Sleep Wid Di Sheep But Him Nah BOW
-- Edited by KrYsIs on Thursday 14th of January 2010 11:39:31 PM
WATCH DI DUTY POLITICIAN DEM A LIVE LYF WHILE WE HARD WORKIN PPL SUFFER
January 15, 2010
Started By Dj Tweety — 16 Comments
"WILL I DONT SEE THE RESEMBLANCE" ------------------LMAO PREEE
November 27, 2009
Started By MARTIAN888 — 11 Comments
UNNU WUDNT BELIEVE WA MI SEE PON DI AMERICAN AIRLINES PLANE WEH CRASH @ AIRPORT!!!!!!!!!!!
December 23, 2009
Started By SLICE BREAD — 35 Comments
-- Edited by ODAIN_GAZA on Tuesday 1st of December 2009 05:53:58 AM
HAR HAIR A SEH 4
FACE A SEH 3
OUTFIT CANT BE NUMBERED
SHOES A SEH 1 STILL
-- Edited by Nickquane on Friday 4th of December 2009 03:14:51 AM
Does Lisa Hype have her own mic at the studio or does everyone share the same mic?
IF U HAVE 15 FISH AND 5 DROWN AND 3 COME BACK FROM THE DEAD HOW MUCH FISH U HAVE
November 19, 2009
Started By dj naz — 47 Comments
JOKE OF THE DAY
WHO CNA ANS THIS RITE......ILL POST THE RIGHT ANS IN A FEW
THE QUESTION IS::::
-- Edited by dj naz on Thursday 19th of November 2009 06:21:52 PM
WHO CNA ANS THIS RITE......ILL POST THE RIGHT ANS IN A FEW
THE QUESTION IS::::
IF U HAVE 15 FISH AND 5 DROWN AND 3 COME BACK FROM THE DEAD HOW MUCH FISH U HAVE
-- Edited by dj naz on Thursday 19th of November 2009 06:21:52 PM
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