-- Edited by Ill-matic on Wednesday 5th of May 2010 11:32:58 PM

This man had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world.... ...until he went to prison.

-- Edited by LaDy J on Monday 15th of March 2010 09:23:41 AM

 A HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE WATCHING A TV PROGRAMME, IN THE PROGRAMM THEY ASK CAN U ASK A QUESTION tHAT WOULD MAKE THE PERSON FEEL BOTH HAPPY AND UPSET AT THE SAME TIME ?
 THE HUSBAND TURNS TO HIS WIFE AND ASKS HER I BET U CAN'T TELL ME SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE ME BOTH HAPPY AND SAD?
 SHE REPLIES OH YES I CAN!
 HE SAYS WELL WHAT IS IT?
 SHE SAYS WELL U HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK OUT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS !!!




-- Edited by LaDy J on Thursday 31st of December 2009 05:35:07 PM

"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," he said.

"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."

"Season's more than half over," he said.

Rasta dies and goes to Heaven.He is atthe
Pearly Gates and is met by St. Peter himself.  
But the gates are closed as Ras approaches the gatekeeper..
St. Peter said, 'Well, You seem to be in the wrong place as I don't seem to have you on my list,but as there is such a crowd behind you and it would cause such a disruption I will give you an
entrance examination if you pass it I will let you in
The test is short, but you have topass it before you can
get into Heaven.'fair enought sais the dread
I sure hope that the test ain't too
hard.Life was a big enough testas it was .'

St. Peter continued, 'Yes, Iknow,
but the test is only three questions.  Here they are:

First:
What two days of the weekbegin with the letter T?
that one is easy.  That would be Today and Tomorrow.'
The Saint's eyes opened wide andhe exclaimed,  that is not what I was thinking, but you dohave a point, and I guess I did not specify,
so I will give you creditfor that answer.

Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?
asked St. Peter.
How many seconds in a year?
Now that one is harder,' replied ras, 'but I think  aboutthat,
and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'
Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?
how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve
secondsin a year?'
Well it got to be twelve he replied:
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...
'Hold it,' interrupts St.Peter.'I
see where you are going with this, and I see your point,though
that was not quite what I had in mind.....but I will have
to giveyou credit for that one, too

Third:
What is God's first name?'
well'Sure,' he replied with a big grin . .
'it's Andy.'
'Andy?'
exclaimed an exasperatedand frustrated St Peter.
'Ok, I can understand how youcame
up with your answers to my first two questions, but just
how in theworld
did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of
God?'
'Shucks, that was the easiestone of all,'
Whenever I went to church i would hear them sing
ANDY WALKS WITH ME,ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
and said:  'Run, man, run!!!'

yow them man yah skill beyond belief, see anyone you recognise lol

-- Edited by ~*~XIV~*~ on Friday 23rd of October 2009 12:50:37 PM

A very sexy redhead walks into a pub and takes a seat at the end of the bar.

The bartender says to her, "What can I get ya?"

The woman replies, "Give me a Busch Beer."

The bartender gets the beer and sets it in front of her. The woman immediately picks up the beer, slams it down and passes out cold. Three men from the bar drag her out back and have their way with her.

The following night, the same woman goes back to the same pub, takes a seat at the same place at the end of the bar, and the same bartender asks, "What can I get ya?"

The woman replies, "Give me a Busch Beer."

The bartender gets the beer and sets it in front of her. The woman immediately picks up the beer, slams it down and passes out cold. Four men from the bar drag her out back and have their way with her.

The following night, the same woman goes back to the same pub, takes a seat at the same place at the end of the bar, and the same bartender says, "I know, you want a Busch..."

The woman stops him and says, "No, you better make it a Bud Light, that Busch makes my p**sy hurt."

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The priestin a small Irish village loved the rooster
and ten henshe kept in the hen house behind the church.


One Sunday morning, before mass,
he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c**k was missing.He knew about c**k fights in the village,
so he questioned his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation'Has anybody got a c**k?'
All the men stood up
'No, no,'
he said,
'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a c**k?'
All the women stood up.


'No, no,'
he said,
'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a c**kthat doesn't belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.
'No, no,'
he said,
'that wasn'twhat I meant.
Has anybody seen
MY
c**k?'

SHAMEFUL!!! NEW PARENTS . . . WATCH CLOSE . . . THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD NOT TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THEIR A-B-CS!! (WARNING - IF YOU HATE GHETTONESS . . . DON'T CLICK HERE)

We can berely understand what that dude was saying, but we THINK we heard him say "B is for BEE-ple" and "I is for IGG-A-LOW" and "V is for VURRR-JUNZ"

ILL--matic wrote 31s ago: YES I SUK p**sY & i can get kids too, u se my pic of my son, where is ur's mafo

MARVIN "BON BON" JOHNSON OF A CHIMMEY LANE ADDRESS IN KINGSTON 42 WAS CAPTURED IN PRISON AFTER A BIENG WANTED FOR OVER 2 DAYS IMPERSONATING A MAD MAN. MR.JOHNSON WAS FOUND IN THE PRISON CELL HIDING WAITING FOR A MEAL

POLICE OFFICIALS WERE SUPRISE TO FIND HIM THERE, WITH HIS CLOTHES PACKED AND HIS ENAMEL CHIMMEY, THEY HAVE YET TO CHARGE HIM, BUT MR.JOHNSON RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING "MI NEVER EXPECT THEM FI KETCH MI YAH SO, BUT MI WUDDA DO WELL WID A DRINKS YAH NOW, YUH CAN BUY A PEPSI FI MI. "BON BON" WILL BE AT THE NEXT RUM LICENSE SESSION WERE HE WILL BE IN TRIAL ON THE 32ND OF  APRIL 

IN HALF WAY TREE TODAY AT ABOUT MIDDAY, 6PM, A  MARK DALEY, DRIVER OF A FIXED UNKNOWN ADRESS IN KINGSTON WESTMORELAND, WAS WALKING TO THE THE HANDCART TERMINUS, WHEN HE WAS ROBBED OF HIS NOKIA 3310 BY A DWARF. WHILE RUNNING WITH THE PHONE, THE ACCOMPLICE REALIZED THAT THE BATTERY WAS ALMOST DEAD AND THERE WAS NO CREDIT ON THE PHONE,HE PROCEEDED TO TURN BACK AND BEAT MR, DALEY FOR BIENG WUCKLESS AND NOT HAVING CREDIT NOR BATTERY LIFE

POLICE PROCEEDED TO PART THE FIGHT, ARREST BOTH THE THIEF AND MR. DALEY, HE WAS CHARGED ATTEMPTED POSSESION OF BIENG WUCKLESS AND A RUM LICENSE SESSION IS SCHEDULE FOR NEXT WEEK, WHEN HE WILL FACE THE COURTS. MR DALEY RELEASED A STATEMENT SAYING "MI DID A WAIT FI DOUBLE DAY FI PUT ON CREDIT AND MI PHONE DID WAAH CHARGE"...HE PLANS TO TAKE THE THIEF TO COURT WHERE A LAWSUIT WILL BE FILED AGAINT HIM FOR DISCRIMINATION OF BRUCK POCKET PPL

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One day a young Jamaican body builder who loved to tan himself looked down on his dick and saw that it was the only area of his body that wasnt chocolate brown, so he decided that the next day he would go to the beach and get a tan on his dick. The next day he put on his trunks and lay down on his towel on the sand, put some suntan lotion on his penis and left it out to tan.



-- Edited by Dj Tweety on Wednesday 31st of March 2010 04:11:20 PM

-- Edited by dark_law on Tuesday 23rd of March 2010 04:33:44 PM

A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him and whacks him with a frying pan. "Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts "Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss Melba" says his wife. "Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race," he protests. Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one b!$%h lick inna 'im head - with the back of the dutch-pot. "Ooowww," he shouts. "Wha' dat for now?""Yu horse deh pan di phone"!

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silence989 wrote 51s ago:

U GOING AROUND SAYING HE NOT BAD HE WANNA AVE FUN

Mafo wrote 53s ago:

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silence989 wrote 5s ago: MAFO WOULD BE DI NIGG5H TO WASH MY BOXERS

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Blaze aka false prophet wrote 1m, 5s ago:

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Blaze aka false prophet wrote 1m, 13s ago:

silence989 wrote 1m, 18s ago:

MAFO WOULD BE DI NIGG5H TO WASH MY BOXERS

-- Edited by Blaze aka false prophet on Tuesday 30th of March 2010 11:53:41 AM