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-- Edited by NoKTurnaL on Monday 12th of July 2010 02:21:09 PM

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1. CONTRA-PALM----FINALLY THANX TO RESEARCH WORK AT KRYSIS TECHNOLOGIES....A NEW MEDICATION IS MADE FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO "KEEP THINGS TO THEM SELF" WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING UR HAND MIDDLE PREGNANT....JUST APPLY THE CONTRACEPTIVE CREAM TO UR PALMS....



2. VORTEX 3--FOLLOWING YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT BY MAFO MEDICALS...THEY HAVE FINALLY DESIGN A SUPER STRENTGH PAD FOR ALL WOMEN TO ENJOY..."THE VORTEX 3"...BUILD WITH WALLS TO SUPPORT HER EVERY MOVEMENT AND PROVIDE EXTRA SUPER COATING, MADE OF SHEEP SKIN....TODAYS WOMEN WUDNT MIND BIENG ON THEIR PERIOD EVERYDAY....IT SOAKS EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR HOLE!!!

This bredda die 20 times neva kill noboday has a score of minus 1 or 2 in every game THE FUNNIEST OF IT ALL.......The Man Name Himself Sharpe Shoota

-- Edited by Konvict ( Mod ) on Tuesday 6th of July 2010 07:54:59 PM

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-- Edited by LaDy J on Tuesday 6th of July 2010 07:15:32 PM

-- Edited by LaDy J on Tuesday 6th of July 2010 07:21:34 PM

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To Women World Cup Rules and regulations at Home

In Los Maniachis on May 4, 2010 at 08:24

Dear Wife / Sweetheart /Girl Friend / Partner / Whomever it may Concern,

Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware what is going regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving my attention.

* During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

* If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I dont mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor without distracting me.

* During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor. It wont happen.

* It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

* Please, please please!!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say get over it, its only a game, or dont worry, theyll win next time. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called words of encouragement will only lead to a break up or divorce.

* You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying one games; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to spend time together.

* The replays of the goals are very important. I dont care if I have seen them or I havent seen them, I want to see them again, MANY TIMES!

* Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.


* But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in flash.

* The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying but you have already seen this.why dont you change the channel to something we can all watch? because the reply will be, Refer to Rule #2 of the list.

* If we don't live together don't bother to come visit when a match is on, as I will not get up from the match to let you in nor will I pay you any attention if you were already there

* And finally, please save your expressions such as Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years. I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA cup, Euro Cup, etc


P.S.
By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police.
Thank you for your cooperation.
A great Maniachi

Clovis

-- Edited by *~*~Sweet Applezz*~*~ on Monday 28th of June 2010 07:41:06 AM

A blind man walks into a shop with his seeing eye dog. He suddenly picks up the leash & begins swing the dog over his head. The startled manager shouts at the man "what are you doing?" the blind man replies "just looking round."

WE KNOW THAT LATINAS LIKE TO GO A LIL CRAZY WITH THE EYEBROW PENCIL . . . BUT THIS SISTA GOT THEM BEAT!!!

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-- Edited by Konvict ( Mod ) on Friday 2nd of July 2010 11:49:11 AM

-- Edited by I-CO on Thursday 1st of July 2010 10:24:12 PM

THE NEW TAX T-SHIRT FOR 2010 ...LMAO !!!!!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

POEM2:Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!' The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!' The other weasel says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.''

THIS LIL GIRL IS SOMETHING ELSE