SHANA DEM BUSY A TRY STAR OUT DI DIMPLE DEM ROUN U HIP N CUDDU RUB OUT U KNEE DEM... HENNY WHEY U A KNEEL DOWN MEK SURE U PUT c**t DEH FUS.. ...IS WHICH PART A DI SNAKE INA U PANTY...mi kinda confused...? 
HOW U HIP DEM LOOK SO?
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MI AGUH TUN VEGITARIAN...NOT A RHAS
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SHE IS WAITING ON THE PERFECT MAN.........POOR SOUL...LOL
July 14, 2010
Started By HABLA RUPTION — 5 Comments
Young and want to learn certain things too early.
July 27, 2010
Started By HABLA RUPTION — 7 Comments
Young and want to learn certain things too early.
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."The little girl, who had just
opened her coloring book, closed it slowly
and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you
think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.
"OK", she said.
'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
g r a s s -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried g r a s s. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
-- Edited by I-CO on Thursday 29th of July 2010 09:07:19 PM
TATTOO FAIL!!! YOU SEE . . . NOW THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS GO TO A PROFESSIONAL WHEN YOU GET INKED UP!!!
April 17, 2010
Started By TBDGlamma — 18 Comments
TATTOO FAIL!!! YOU SEE . . . NOW THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS GO TO A PROFESSIONAL WHEN YOU GET INKED UP!!! (PICS OF THE WORST TAT IN HISTORY INSIDE)
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A 18-year-old man seemed confused when he was asked to enter his plea for charges of possession of ganja and possession of an offensive weapon when he faced the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court on Tuesday.
Jerome Campbell had a hard time deciding if he was guilty or not. He initially pleaded not guilty but then changed his mind, then paused and pleaded guilty in a rather timid voice.
unsure how to plea
Resident Magistrate Judith Pusey later realised that Campbell was unfamiliar with the judicial system when he pointed out to the court that this was his first time in court and he was unsure how to plea.
RM Pusey then simplified things for Campbell when she asked him to answer 'Yes', if he did have ganja in his possession or 'No' if he did not have ganja in his possession.
amused the court
After careful thought Campbell responded, "No, Your Honour, mi did throw it away," which amused the court.
Campbell was later advised by RM Pusey that discarding the ganja meant that he did have it in his possession. Campbell was fined $100 or 10 days for the possession charge and $500 court cost.
The possession of a deadly weapon charge was later dropped as Campbell provided an acceptable explanation for having a scissors on his person when he was arrested.
Jerome Campbell had a hard time deciding if he was guilty or not. He initially pleaded not guilty but then changed his mind, then paused and pleaded guilty in a rather timid voice.
unsure how to plea
Resident Magistrate Judith Pusey later realised that Campbell was unfamiliar with the judicial system when he pointed out to the court that this was his first time in court and he was unsure how to plea.
RM Pusey then simplified things for Campbell when she asked him to answer 'Yes', if he did have ganja in his possession or 'No' if he did not have ganja in his possession.
amused the court
After careful thought Campbell responded, "No, Your Honour, mi did throw it away," which amused the court.
Campbell was later advised by RM Pusey that discarding the ganja meant that he did have it in his possession. Campbell was fined $100 or 10 days for the possession charge and $500 court cost.
The possession of a deadly weapon charge was later dropped as Campbell provided an acceptable explanation for having a scissors on his person when he was arrested.
Just A Little Reminder...
Some People's Daily Mission In Life
Is Simply To PISS YOU OFF!
-- Edited by I-CO on Thursday 29th of July 2010 08:15:00 PM
A LITTLE BOY GO TO HIS FATHER AND ASK HOW WAS I BORN...
THE FATHER ANSWERS.....WELL SON I GUESS 1 DAY U WILL
NEED TO FIND OUT ANYWAY....YOUR MOM AND I FIRST GOT TO-
GETHER ON MEDIAZONEJA.COM THEN I SET UP A DATE TRU MSN
AND WE MET @ A CYBER CAFE WE SNEAKED IN A SECLUDED ROOM
WHERE UR MOTHER AGREED TO DOWNLOAD FROM MY HARD-DRIVE
AS SOON AS I WAS READY TO UPLOAD WE DISCOVERED THAT NEITHER
OF US WAS USEIN A FIREWALL AND SINCE IT WAS TOO LATE TO HIT THE
DELETE BUTTON 9 MONTHS LATER A LITTLE POP-UP APPEARED AND SAID
YOU GOT MALE..
A Bajan, a Guyanese and a St. Lucian were in a bar one night having a rum. All of a sudden the Guyanese downs his rum, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun, shoots the glass to pieces and says 'In Guyana our glorsses are sew cheap that we down't need to drink from same wan twice' The St. Lucian obviously impressed by this (simple things...)drinks his rum and throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says 'Well boy, in St. Lucia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glarss twoice oither. ' The Bajan, cool as shite, fires back his rum, throws his Glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Guyanese and St. Lucian and says 'In Bubadus we have so many ra**hole Guyanese and Lucians we don't need to drink with the same ones twice .....
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
-- Edited by LaDy J on Saturday 24th of July 2010 05:22:37 PM
[video=She wanted the tattoo (flv video)]
-- Edited by CRAZY-CHICKEN on Sunday 25th of July 2010 05:52:37 PM
-- Edited by CRAZY-CHICKEN on Sunday 25th of July 2010 05:52:37 PM
WACKY NEWS: RAPPER INJURED BY UNDERWEAR IN STAGE PERORMANCE
April 2, 2010
Started By Gamepun — 16 Comments
RAPPER "T-DAWG" FROM ATLANTA WAS INJURED YESTERDAY WHILE PERFORMING INFRONT OF A PACK CROWD AT THE J.WRAY AND NEPHEW CENTRE IN OCHI RIOS
APPARANTLEY REPORTS COMING IN SAY THAT WHILE HE WAS PERFORMING HIS SONG "WANT SEX" WHICH THRILLED THE FEMALES.......A UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT WHICH LOOKED LIKE A PARACUTE WAS THROWN AT "MR.DAWG" AND HIT HIM, HE WAS KNOCKED OUT, HE SUFFERED SEVER NECK INJURIES AND TRAUMA
THE OBJECT WAS IDENTIFIED AS A PANTY, WHICH WAS WORN BY A HEAY SET FEMALE
THE OWNER WASNT HELD, BUT ANY GIRL OWNING A CHEAP RED BINGO DRAWS IS ASK TO COME FORWARD
AT PRESS TIME T.DAWG WAS RECUPERATING
(picture of the panty that was thrown at t.dawg)
-- Edited by gamepun on Friday 2nd of April 2010 08:22:56 PM
Leftside imitates Sharon Burke (THROWBACK VID OF THE WEEK)
July 27, 2010
Started By TBDGlamma — 4 Comments
Season 3 Episode 12: Mr. Medicinal Part
KING KRAWNY AKA ADDIJAH PALMER ON THE WANTED LIST YET AGAIN!!!!
July 25, 2010
Started By TBDGlamma — 3 Comments
highly sellasie high............lol......who memba this...smh
July 25, 2010
Started By DJ FiFTY — 0 Comments
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HERE IS WHAT SOME MEN SAID ABOUT WHAT MAKES GOOD ORAL SEX:-
The kissing and the licking really get me cranked up. Sometimes she kisses me starting from the groin muscle area and moving closer to the head while also gently stroking with her hand. That's probably the best feeling I get during oral sex, until the orgasm of course, which usually happens after she sucks for a while, then I pull back and she pulls you know what until her chest is drizzled upon.
Just don't use your teeth and it's all good.. lmfao.
because my penis is kind of big and when they can go down all the way its amazing. and it feel really good to when her mouth is sliding up and down.
I think thing wich makes it great is licking it all over , kissing it even maybe lol , othrely said , teasing , u get more excited and excitement is good thing to make oral sex much more enjoying in my opinion. Sensitivity and emotions , not too fast , I like such a things during oral sex , really great thing.
- A MAN A GI ADVICE:-ive never gave oral to a woman before, but i feel that one huge tip needs to be said for guys: shave your face. make it soft and smooth to rub around her thighs and clit. if u have a beard or mustache, thats good cause its furry and soft and it can tickle her. but if u have that matchbox texture or stuble, shave. ur lickin p**sy, not sanding a table.
WHA MEK GOOD ORAL SEX FI OOMAN:-
I tongue **** till i get tired then i put my tongue over her clit and just stick it out firm then i shake my head back and forth quickly. This gives your tounge time to relax as you are now just using your neck muscles and it keeps her at the same point of excitation until you can return. I have used this step ladder( varied with other things to keep it interesting ) approach to get my gf to orgasm countless times. :D good luck.
start at the neck, move thru her chest, and continue on down licking in the upper and inner theighs. then move in slowly to the vagina. lick slowly first and begin to move faster. if she moans, you know she enjoys it. and make sure you show your enjoyment too!
i think if you like take your time with each part of her vagina this being the labia outer labia ,clitoris, blha blah ...and giving each part its deserved umm well attention shell always love you and remember you for that....but thats just what i think..i mean like WHAT DO I KNOW ...
Vybz Kartel - HAPPY APRIL FOOLS
HOW TO GET RID OF AN ANNOYING GIRLFRIEND.......LOL
July 8, 2010
Started By HABLA RUPTION — 40 Comments
Snoop Dogg In Your Favorite Video Games! [Comedy Cartoon]
July 22, 2010
Started By TBDGlamma — 0 Comments
http://www.mediafire.com/?9db8qhro2fyx5v2
-- Edited by SVG on Wednesday 21st of July 2010 08:45:37 PM
This guy goes and buys himself a new motorcycle. The dealer gives him a lil tip "when it rains put some vasiline on the leather seat 2 keep it from cracking" he says.
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> Dat nite the guy was going to meet his girls parents for the 1st time. As he pulls up to the house he is greeted by his girlfriend who tells him "One thing I forgot to tell u is my parents are a lil weird. Its fine to talk during dinner but when we are done the 1st person 2 talk has 2 do the dishes". The guy thinks this is easy enough to do so he walks in.
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> Dinner is going great food is good and they are having a wonderful convo. Now dinner is over and they make there way to da family room where everyone sits without a word.
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> The guy says to himself I can't just sit here staring at everyone. I have 2 talk but I'm not trying 2 do da dishes.
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> He looks at his girl and starts making out wit her in front her parents... Noone says anything... He takes off all her clothes... No1 says anything... He ****s her in front of everyone... But no 1 says anything...
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> "%&%* what can I do now" he says... He looks at his girls mother n starts making out wit her... No1 says n e thing... He takes off all her clothes... No1 says n e thing... He ****s her in front of every1... But no 1 says n e thing...
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> "You got 2 be kidding me" he says... "What da hell can I do?"
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> Just then he looks out the window n sees its starting 2 rain. He remembers what the dealer told him about da leather seat and goes into his bag and pulls out the vasiline...
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> The father jumps up and shouts "NOT A *lo**c**t!!!!!!!... MI WILL WASH DEM!!
http://www.mediafire.com/?0032n339v4dgt63
-- Edited by SVG on Wednesday 21st of July 2010 08:19:05 PM
http://www.mediafire.com/?npy5noy46ba21ma
the name on the track is say heh but they just have different names but same song
-- Edited by SVG on Wednesday 21st of July 2010 08:22:25 PM
A Car overturned with Bruce Golding inside, so a farmer living nearby buried him. The next day the police came to question the farmer. "So you buried the Prime Minster, was he really dead?" He answered,"Officer when mi a bury him, him a bawl out seh him nuh dead but u know how d f.ucka lie alredy!!''
-- Edited by HABLA RUPTION on Monday 12th of July 2010 12:26:39 PM
YouTuber Trey.tech Media has taken 11-year-olds popular emotional breakdown video and edited it into a very popular remix. Not only catchy and funny as hell, but for sale on iTunes. Brilliant!
-- Edited by SVG on Wednesday 21st of July 2010 08:45:15 AM
A WHEY U GET DA UGLY GAL DEH DAWDIE??!!! TEEHEE HEE KIKIKIKIKI
July 20, 2010
Started By TBDGlamma — 12 Comments
Wonda if a Shawty dem a talk?
-- Edited by *~*Linkz Diva Appz*~* on Tuesday 20th of July 2010 12:32:18 PM
UNNO ZOOM HEEN N CHECK HEFADY KAMRAH FIMMY DEH 
if unu nuh get wah mi a seh unu slowwwwwwwwww!!!!
if unu nuh get wah mi a seh unu slowwwwwwwwww!!!!
LMFAO GUH C DEM 2 GYAL YAH PON FACEBOOK A CUSS LOL LOL
July 17, 2010
Started By Konvict — 12 Comments
-- Edited by +0p$h0++@ (Mod) on Tuesday 13th of October 2009 07:01:57 PM
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him of the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
THE WORSE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY IN THE WORLD....LMAO.....YOW PREE THIS...A WAAH DEAD..LOL
July 10, 2010
Started By Dj Stewie — 27 Comments
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