"The body of a toddler found in the trunk of his mother's car may have been there for months as she drove around town, evaded questions about him and was even arrested, police said."

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876radio.com has just received some breaking news that Portmore Empire's front man Vybz Kartel and his bodyguard were arrested minutes ago at a popular recording studio in upper St. Andrew. It's alleged that the two were picked up by the Police and taken to an undisclosed location after an illegal firearm with ammunition was found in their possession. Details surrounding the arrest are sketchy at this time and we're not sure if any formal charges have been laid against them. However efforts by our team to contact sources close to the deejay proved futile but we will keep you posted as the story unveils.

New Zealand's national airline is looking for bald passengers to head up a new advertising campaign. Air New Zealand said on Tuesday it is looking for 50 people willing to be a "cranial billboard" with a message temporarily tattooed on their shaved heads for two weeks advertising new speedy check-in services. The airline said it will pay NZ$1000 (£350) per head, making it easy money for bald-headed frequent fliers. "How better to tell our customers that Air New Zealand is going to do something about (long check-in queues) ... than through messaging they can read while they're standing in a queue themselves?" the airline's marketing manager Steve Bayliss said in a statement.

-- Edited by MZJA at 23:41, 2008-09-14

September 10, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com just learned that one of the contestants on VH 1's hit show From G's To Gents is actually an actor. The man, who goes by the name "Kesan", is shown on the extremely accurate website IMDB as actor Markice Moore. Say it ain't so ... reality TV is fake??? CLICK PHOTOS TO SEE LARGER IMAGE:

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Since the independent release of his 2006 debut album "Step Out" on his own Network Records, Busy Signal has been working tirelessly to reclaim the top spot and etch his name in the scrolls of dancehall history. Two years later and only two days away Busy is once again getting ready to release his second album "Loaded" which is scheduled to officially hit the streets on Tuesday, September 9th , 2008. According to the versatile entertainer, fans can expect a lot of creativity of this album, a cadre of new and exclusive material coupled with some of the popular hits such as, 'Unknown Number', 'These Are The Days', 'Jail' and the female dancehall anthem 'Wine Pon Di Edge'. In the meantime, 876radio.com understands that the Signal is busy in the studios, recording new material while trying to help some of his compatriots such as DeMarco and others, as he strives to follow in the footsteps of his mentor Bounty Killer. Busy recently shot a new video entitled 'Tic Toc', his first with acclaimed Jamaican director Ras Kassa. The single will also be featured on his upcoming album.

Do you allow your parents to get involve in your relationship? Explain!

$37,000 party entry fee - LA Lewis plans extravagant launch for new song

Dancehall enigma LA Lewis is at it again. The self proclaimed seven-star general is planning an extravagant launch party for his new single Greatest Queen.

But don't think for a second that this is a free-for-all kind of event. Without an invitation, media or VIP pass, it will cost $37,000 to get in. That's right, $37,000.

To the average person, this will seem absurd, but Lewis, who describes himself as anything but average, believes it will be well worth it. After all, the deejay claims that the queen of England, Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II, is expected to send a representative, legendary opera singer Curtis Watson will perform and the finest wines and Jamaican cuisine will be available.

The calibre of the event, he says, justifies the outrageous price tag. He said: "The kind of people that we're inviting and the people that are coming, dat is likkle bit a money."

Lewis, who gained popularity after his name was plastered on several walls islandwide, told THE STAR that the single will be a 'historic' one as being so 'close' to the queen, he managed to achieve a feat that no one has ever accomplished. "This is the first time ever the queen's voice will be on a song. We used her voice to do the intro," he said.

Constant dialogue

But Lewis' alleged reach does not stop there. He confidently and proudly told THE STAR that he was in constant dialogue with the queen herself and she was well aware of the event and the single being promoted in her honour.

While residents of her own country can only walk by Buckingham Palace and pose for pictures or read about her in the local papers, Lewis says that he can stay in Jamaica, pick up his phone and call the queen's office directly. He added: "We just call straight a Buckingham Palace. Time magazine, the British High Commission and everybody is aware of the party."

In spite of the incredibly exorbitant price tag, Lewis told THE STAR that the event has over 200 confirmed guests who have already collected their passes.

All guests will receive a complimentary copy of the single which was recorded by himself, Movie Star Gabrilliant and Lady EQ, as well as a one-of-a-kind token - a miniature British flag.

Those planning to stop by are encouraged to go early unless they don't mind watching the action on a screen downstairs, while the event takes place in the ballroom of the Olympia Crown Hotel. The event is set for September 12 at 7 p.m.

-- Edited by MZJA at 23:39, 2008-09-14

 

To the world, was the first thing Usain Lightening Bolt said as he returned to Jamaica yesterday to a welcome fit for the hero he has become. Bringing home his world record gold medals earned at this summers Olympic Games in Beijing, Bolt triggered an eruption of love, pride and immense joy amongst Jamaicans at home and abroad.

Throngs of people waited for him to arrive at the Norman Manley International Airport in Kingston yesterday afternoon.

As the man who made history in Beijing by winning the 100 and 200 meters in world record time descended from the aircraft, he struck the famous lightening pose. From the slight lean of the body, finger in the air to one side and the other arm outstretched Bolt paused for a moment before going into a few moves of the Usain Bolt dance; completely thrilling the enormous crowd.

Prime Minister Bruce Golding, Opposition Leader Portia Simpson Miller and Sports Minister Olivia Grange met Bolt as he stepped off the Virgin Atlantic flight yesterday afternoon. A celebration ceremony was held that evening at the Jamaica Pegasus Hotel, where Bolt got a chance to meet with international press.

Returning ahead of his team mates, the 22 year-olds welcome acted also as the launching of many activities being arranged by the Ministry of Information, Culture, Youth and Sports. Prime Minister Golding announced a celebration is slated for October 3rd when all the other Jamaica Olympic team members will return home. It is expected to an elaborate affair with floats, a rally and so on.

-- Edited by MZJA at 23:36, 2008-09-14

After almost two years of waiting the once popular Dutty Wine dance has been cleared of all charges and has been found not guilty.

Forensic test has revealed that a woman who was said to have died in 2006 because she was doing the dance in fact died from a heart disease.

THE STAR was shown a document from the police Forensic Laboratory on Monday that revealed that the dance was not the cause of death for Tanisha Henry. Henry in fact died as a result of Acute Coronary Insufficiency and Cardiomyopathy, a heart disease.

Allegations had been that on October 29 of that year, at a dance in the Thompson Pen community, Henry collapsed and died while doing the then popular dance. The woman's death was followed by several calls for the accused dance to be banned. There were several discussions and forums and even the creators of the dance were chastised.

However after the forensic tests were done the results were returned to the police earlier this week.

When THE STAR contacted a relative of Henry he said that the wait for the results had been long and tedious. He said that they were glad that the family had some closure on the matter.

Dancehall's most loved diva, Lady Saw, is in 'walk out' mode, and she's proclaiming it to the world. The lady has delivered the singles Sunday to Sunday and Your Man, songs which have surely found a groove within the dancehall and are getting love from radio. "The women just love the vibe and the lyrics of the songs and they go wild when they hear it, when I perform the songs live, it's just mad, If you know whe you man deh from Sunday to Sunday, gal walk up inna di video gal and just talk up ...." Lady Saw says, quoting a line from her hit single Sunday to Sunday that is currently in the number three spot on HYPE TV TOP 20 SINGLE CHART. The singles have been making such an impact that Saw will be making a medley video, a popular and creative way of getting two or more songs in video rotation at the same time. She explained that the passage of tropical storm Gustav caused her to postpone the original video shoot, however, as soon as it is rescheduled she will give out the new date. Video director, Nordia Rose and I are trying to find a suitable date," Saw said. On these two songs, Lady Saw chose producers she likes to work with Christopher Birch and Stephen McGregor. Undeniably, two of dancehall's most talented and prolific producers, McGregor and Birch seem to have a magic touch when it comes to building riddims that have huge dancehall appeal and their projects are straight from the hit factory. So, it should come as no surprise that when the top producers collaborate with the top female act the production is one that is headed for the top of the chart. Lady Saw, who recently returned from a highly successful European tour, says she is looking forward to returning to that continent in December for a series of shows with fellow dancehall act, Cecile.

Dancehall powerhouse the Alliance has created history by having two of its Artiste's songs added to rotation on America's most important urban radio station, New York's HOT 97. Mavado's "So Special" and Serani's "No Games," both on the popular Unfinished Business riddim produced by TJ Records, have been added to daytime rotation by the station's Program Director. "Its been a while since Dancehall has had a song in rotation on commercial radio in the US," said Julian Jones-Griffith who manages both artistes. "So to have both records added at the same time endorses that Dancehall is still as strong as ever. We put in a lot of hard work to make this happen and if it wasn't for people like Jabba and Mister Cee up at HOT 97, and Johnny Wonder, this wouldn't have happened." Since both tracks are on the same beat, the station has mixed the two together. Serani and Mavado got rave reviews for their appearances at the HOT 97 On da Reggae Tip event held recently in New York. Mavado will be dropping his sophomore set, "Mr Brooks - a Better Tomorrow" on VP Records in November and will be making a triumphant return to New York on October 25 at Club Amazura.

Blak Ryno recently returned from England where he did a club show in London alongside Busy Signal from the Alliance, and has immediately stepped up the street promotion of an armada of new hit singles.

"It was a good experience, the girls dem a work with ting, mi just go lock it and represent for the Empire. Since mi come back, me ah do crazy campaigning in the streets, me and Shawn Storm go lock Asylum the other day, last week, mi go Quad but mi never perform, mi out de ah do the ting and the people dem response to mi well, the Teacha really bring me a far way," he told one876entertainment.com

Blak Ryno first emerged in the public consciousness last year with the ultra popular Mek Di Paper that peaked in the top ten of both the Jamaica Music Countdown and RE TV charts. He followed that up with Evil People that hit the RE TV top 20 dancehall charts. Now, he is getting major buzz on the Day Rave riddim with Thug Anthem where he showcases his catchy sing-song style of deejaying.  Other new singles include Real Winner for Portmore-based producer Not Nice and Send Yu Go Know Jah for new producer, Russian.

You can check out his myspace at http://www.myspace.com/rynodgreat

-- Edited by MZJA at 23:35, 2008-09-14

Man Murdered And Dumped On 401 Near Keele

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Usain Bolt ... has had a whirlwind summer. - Ricardo Makyn

Life in the fast lane slows down for Olympic champion Usain Bolt as he enters his off season and returns home this afternoon following a dream summer for the Jamaican sprinter.

When his plane lands at the Norman Manley International Airport at 1:15 p.m., Bolt will be greeted by a number of dig-nitaries, including Prime Minister Bruce Golding and Sports Minister Olivia 'Babsy' Grange.

Unlike the pace he used to win three gold medals, all in world record time in Beijing last month, Bolt will be leisurely escorted in a motorcade in a convertible car from the airport to The Jamaica Pegasus hotel where a press con-ference is scheduled for 3 p.m.

Organiser of the welcome party, the Ministry of Information, Culture, Youth and Sports, re-leased a statement saying: "Bolt's welcome will launch the start of several activities planned by the Ministry of Information, Culture, Youth and Sports to commence in October when all the members of Jamaica's Beijing Olympic team will return to the island on a special flight. They will lead a motorcade through the streets of Kingston, accompanied by spe-cially designed floats and effigies of the medal winners."

WORLD'S ATTENTION

From May 31 when Bolt sup-planted fellow Jamaican Asafa Powell (Bolt ran 9.72 to better Powell's 9.74 record) as the world's fastest man in New York to his season-ending duel with his compatriot in Belgium on Friday, Bolt has held the world's att-ention. Bolt mania peaked during the Beijing Olympics when he won the 100m (9.69), 200m (19.30) and sprint relay (37.10) and popularised a few of Jamaica's dance moves in his celebrations. He also ensured the world saw which spikes donned the feet of this Olympic champion.

Bolt's fine form continued after the Olympics. Days after leaving Beijing, he competed in the 100m at the Zurich Golden League on August 29 and posted 9.83 seconds. He then ran a comfortable 19.63 in the 200m in Switzerland last Tuesday (the fourth-fastest time ever) before coming from behind to beat Powell on Friday - 9.77 to 9.83.

Bolt, Powell and the other 52 Olympians will be duly recognised by the Government next month.

Commenting on plans for the Olympic celebrations, Grange said: "We have had short notice, but we are pulling out all the stops to make this celebration a fitting tribute to the glory our Olympic athletes have brought to Jamaica. We want to show our pride and our gratitude to these young men and women of Jamaica, and to showcase them as role models for our youth and symbols of excellence for our entire population at home and abroad."

MOTORCADE ROUTE FOR USAIN BOLT

1. Depart tarmac at Norman Manley International Airport - escorted through gate one.

2. Drive along departure and arrival route to exit airport.

3. Travel to Harbour View roundabout.

4. East to Mountain View Avenue.

5. Left on Arthur Wint Drive.

6. Right on Tom Redcam Avenue.

7. Across traffic light on to Oxford Road.

8. Right on Knutsford Boulevard.

9. Right into Jamaica Pegasus.

ok people i wanna know what yall think is the BEST way to show love to your boy/girlfriend. i think for men we should make our women ALWAYS feel good, if they work then they might need someone to talk about their day to so just listen to them. Take em out REGULARLY so they can see that you really care. But that what i think what yall say????

The story told by Steve Cokely...

At first I was like yeah right ....then, I was like ....ya know.... he was sort of right ... there, ....when ...it happened .... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ....weirder things have happened.

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mi waan know wha unu tink a di baddest riddims so far. it  nuh afi be one caa mi feel seh a di day rave heat stoke soulseeka work out an laugh and shot dem wha unu tink

"A 54-year-old man says his obsessive-compulsive disorder drove him to eat 23,000 Big Macs in 36 years.

Fifty-four-year-old Don Gorske says he hit the milestone last month, continuing a pleasurable obsession that began May 17, 1972 when he got his first car."

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Biggest-ever experiment to unlock secrets of Big Bang could cause end of the world, say scientists in court bid to halt it. It has cost £4.4billion and is designed to unlock the secrets of the Big Bang. But rather than providing vital information about the beginning of life, the world's biggest experiment could cause the end of the world, say scientists. They fear that the Large Hadron Collider - due to be switched on in nine days' time - will create a black hole that could swallow the planet. By smashing sub-atomic particles together at close to the speed of light, the LHC aims to recreate the conditions that existed a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe or Big Bang, shedding light on the building blocks of life. But critics claim that the 'time machine', which has been built 300ft beneath the French-Swiss border near Geneva, could instead spawn a shower of mini-black holes Within four years, one of these 'celestial vacuums' could have swollen to such a size that it is capable of *u*king the Earth inside-out, said Otto Rossler, one of a group of scientists mounting a last-minute court challenge to the project. They claim the experiment violates the right to life under the European Convention of Human Rights. However, the case at the European Court of Human Rights is not expected to delay the switch on, scheduled for Wednesday of next week. Professor Rossler, a German chemist, said the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, or CERN, has admitted its project will create black holes but doesn't consider them to be a risk. He warned: 'My own calculations have shown it is quite plausible that these little black holes survive and will grow exponentially and eat the planet from the inside. I have been calling for CERN to hold a safety conference to prove my conclusions wrong but they have not been willing.' Those involved in the project have dismissed the claims as 'absurd' and insist that extensive safety assessments have found the experiment, which is funded by 20 countries, including the UK, to be safe. A report written earlier this year stated: 'Over the past billions of years, nature has already generated on Earth as many collisions as about a million LHC experiments - and the planet still exists.' The lifespan of any mini-black holes would be 'very short', it added. CERN spokesman James Gillies said the arguments before the European Court of Human Rights had been answered in 'extensive safety assessments'. He told the Sunday Telegraph: 'The Large Hadron Collider will not be producing anything that does not happen routinely in nature due to cosmic rays. If they were dangerous we would know about it already.' Scientists have used large particle colliders to smash atoms and pieces of atoms together for 30 years, but this machine has attracted so much attention because it is the most powerful ever built. In the LHC beams of protons will be propelled through an 18-mile-long circular tunnel. More than 5,000 magnets lining the tunnel will accelerate the hundreds of billions of tiny particles to almost the speed of light, allowing them to complete one circuit in one-11,000th of a second. There will be two beams going in opposite directions, each packing as much energy as a car travelling at 100mph. When they reach almost the speed of light, they will be smashed head on into each other, breaking them into their constituent parts, including, perhaps, the building blocks of the universe.

I couldnt help but laugh when I read this story on the Jamaica Observer website. Mexican journalists ejected from Jas training session

It turns out that the two camera men who were asked not to film the Reggae Boyz during their training decided to get the footage anyway. This outraged technical director Rene Simoes and others who insist that both men leave immediately after they were saw taping. Others agreed and it was adios senor to both spies journalists.

There has been reports that our Mexican amigos are worried or concern that Jamaica might make them fight in this group to qualify for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa. The Mexican coach Mr Sven-Goran Ericksson is quoted as saying:

I am a bit worried about them (Jamaica)They are strong, tall, robust and powerful. I believe they proved themselves in the draw against Canada. I respect them a lot.I dont know how prepared they are But whatever shape they turn up in, we have to win.

Frankly I dont know if he is just trying to lower expectations in his own country or maybe he really is worried.Mexico is a top ranking country on the FIFA tables and there is no doubt that Jamaica is the underdog . After Beijing however the world is sitting up and taking notice as we emerge as stronger sports nation.

Yes siree, Jamaica is ready to kick ass and take names.

Make no mistake Mexico is a football powerhouse in the world. We can expect a really good game tomorrow which by the way will be played at, as the Jamaica Observer puts it the feared Azteca Stadium in Mexico City . The game was supposed to be played at the National Stadium aka the office but Hurricane Gustav decided spoil our plans. Gustav inflected damage on the stadium so FIFA changed the game to the Azteca Stadium in Mexico City. Because they had to change this home game for Jamaica to an away game for us. The match scheduled for October 11^th,2008 in Mexico City, will now be played in Kingston, Jamaica.

So the boys head off to the big and scary Azteca Stadium in Mexico City tomorrow. If my memory serves me right wasnt this the venue of the football brawl Jamaica had with Mexico when we were on the road to France in 1998. We are not afraid the ball is round.

whip dem reggae boyz

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Garnering yet another first in his career Dancehall's fastest rising bad boy the Gully God Mavado is set to make his film debut this summer when he appears in the Steve "Tehut-Nine" McAlpin directed 'What Goes Around' summer thiller.

Mavado who will be bringing his hard-edged Gangsta Fi Life persona to the film will play the role of a sinister character known only as "Gully God". The film will also feature other Dancehall Recording artists such as KC Jockey, the late Rraw Dawg, who was gunned down in front of a D.C. Night Club earlier this year and Flippa Mafia who with popular New York sound system selector Nohard "Noah" Grant ("Son-Son" in Bashment: The Fork in the Road) encumber lead roles alongside Sakina Samuda and Kim Goss.

Just last week the news that sports manufacturing giants Nike will be including Mavado in a promotional campaign to support the 2008 summer Olympics in Beijing China this alongside the now second fastest man in the world Asafa Powell. Hailed in a recent Rolling Stone Magazine article as the best reggae artist since Bob Marley and Peter Tosh Mavado continues to make history and so we should salutes this achievement.


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Bottom line homie says he was getting it in with VP candidate Sarah Palins daughter Bristol Palin, and is the real father, and not the curly headed white dude shes been plastered around the media with. Judge for yourself.

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html

 

A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

wtf?

"Ultimate Fighting Championship star Evan Tanner has died in the desert east of San Diego, possibly of heat exposure.

Sheriff's Lt. George Moreno says the 37-year-old Tanner was found Monday about two miles from his campsite in a remote area of the Palo Verdes Mountains, where temperatures had reached 110 degrees. Moreno says a preliminary coroner's report suggests Tanner died of heat exposure.

Tanner left for the desert last week to go camping and motorcycle riding."

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mi nuh waa when mi gaa embassy them seh mi deh pon filling already suh mi caa get it??? tell mi people

I don't know about the about back home ganja ( CARRIBEAN ISLAND OR COUNTRY) but alot of the smugglers of the plant are using chemicals to get it into the US and there are not taking all of the chemicals off.

A youth went a dance here in jersey me nah get into specifics but to make a long story short de youth started having convoltions after the party dunn now him friends rush de youth to the hospital after hours and hours of test dem find the weed in his system but they also found chemical agents in his *lo** that you find in industrial chemicals used in covering up smells and throwing off dogs in his *lo** stream de youth survived but I think this should be a lesson to all ganja smokers please please be aware of who you are getting it from and smell ya ting before ya buy check ya ting closely before ya buy.

I used to smoke heavy in my day but da weed is not the same now a days !!!!

Jah Bless!!!

Gehto Travler

A few months ago 876radio.com told you that Portmore Empires' frontman Vybz Kartel had once again teamed up with his business partner Corey Todd on another Corporate venture. First it was Vybz Rum, now it's a new contraceptive to promote safer sex. Three months ago the duo had issued a challenge to the public to assist in finding a name for the product (a condom) in return for a handsome reward. From the scores of submissions received a consensus was reached on the name  "Daggerin". Initially the official release date for the "Daggerin" condom which sports the tag line "Playsafe Ramp Ruff Till Game Ova" was set for August 20th, 2008, but due to some unforeseen circumstances it has been pushed back to the second week in September. 876radio.com was told that he condom will be distributed islandwide starting this week and will be available at all Super Plus supermarkets and Total gas station throughout the country. Daggerin Unlimited the company responsible for the condom is set to launch a series of event across the island to increase awareness and in the process a search will be conducted for an official spokeswoman for the brand. Here is a sample of the actually product for your viewing pleasure (see image below)

In recent tunes from dancehall deejays, vybz kartel and movado, i have seen lyrics from both parties which would suggest that the two are at a lyrical war again. This started with the release of the Daybreak Riddim. Movado's song says "Shatta nuh bleach wid cream, we bleach wid we M16," While Kartels lyrics say " 3'o clock inna di morning when dem a walk up and dung wid dem tall ting, we have dem woman pan wi c*cky head balling". 

Now, on a newer riddim, Day rave riddim, if you listen to both artistes' song you might get the impression that they are talking about each other..

Movado now has a new tune entitled "dem a fag" in which it is quite obvious as to who he is talking about. A line from Vybz's counteraction to this song says "mi nuh waah be nuh gully god,  bare fish inna di gully and daag shit and dutty pad!"

Now the question that many are asking is " What's going on with both artistes?" Was going on TV and and having this big press conference a waste of time? or are they 'making up' a feud to make money? hmmm

Terro 3000 Hits #1 on RE MVP Countdown


This is How I Feel by Terro 3000 is the number one video on RETVs MVP Top 10 video countdown show. The video was directed by Gareth Cobran.
This is How I Feel which was produced by the Ballaz Production team, speaks about the ills in the society. Its really about everything that is happening in the country right now. I am just really venting about how I feel about certain situations, Terro 3000 said recently.
A former student of Kingston College, Terro 3000s real name is Clifford Hall. He is best known for songs including Touch (from the Jump Off rhythm);and In My Life.
This is How I Feel which features a sample from pop singer Natalie Imbruglias late 1990s hit Torn, is to be released on the Dem Yute Deh label.
Terro 3000 can be seen on the 7th season of the RETV High School Tour, which kicks off on September 24. The tour will also feature Voice Mail, Mr. Vegas, Serani, DAngel, Alaine, Bugle, Shane O, RDX, Lefside, Konshens, gospel artiste DJ Nicholas, and dancer Ovamars.

Dear Pastor,

I am a 15-year-old girl who's in a bad situation. I am pregnant for my cousin. He's my aunt's son. I am so ashamed. I ran away from home. The worst thing is I don't know if it's my uncle's child or my cousin's because I was having sex with both of them before I missed my period.

My mother doesn't want me in her home because she thinks I will have sex with her man, so I was living with my grandmother when it happened. My other boyfriend is 55 years old and it could be his too. I am not sure. He's not really my boyfriend. He's just a guy who I have sex with for money.

My real boyfriend attends high school and he could be the father too. I used to have sex with my aunt's boyfriend until one night she found him on top of me. She kicked me outside naked as the day I was born. We began to fight and she was the one who won the fight. Her boyfriend is still having sex with me so that means I could be pregnant for my cousin, my uncle, my 55-year-old man, my aunt's boyfriend or my boyfriend who attends high school.

K.M., St James, Jamaica

A 23-year-old man was arrested last week following the alleged raping of a woman at a bank in Red Hills, St. Andrew.

Sean Williams, 23, from Mickleton district in Linstead, St. Catherine, was charged with rape following the alleged incident at the National People's Coope-rative Bank of Jamaica. Williams, a customer service representative at the bank, was granted $50,000 bail in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court yesterday. He returns to court on October 3.

Holiday job

It is alleged that about 1:30 p.m., the woman, who is a sixth form student at a high school, but was doing a holiday job at the bank, was locked in an office.

It is further alleged that a hand was forced into her pants and her zipper was burst open and a finger forced into her vagina. She reportedly tried to escape but was pushed on a desktop where she was allegedly raped.

The matter was reported to the police and following investigations by detectives from the Centre for the Investigations of Sexual Offences and Child Abuse, Williams was taken into police custody and later charged.


     lol.... some man really thirsty star.....

Just a day into the new school year, five students were injured in an accident.

As the lead story in Thursday's STAR indicated, the accident occurred in Moneague, St Ann, and involved three vehicles. This is a very bad way to begin the academic year and it emphasises the need for caution on our roads.

In any given school year, several students are injured and sometimes, regrettably, killed in motor vehicle accidents. In this case, thankfully, no one was killed, but it could have been much worse.

Though the police will argue that they are trying their best, we believe that much more can be done to deter motorists from unsafe driving habits. While the police could not confirm the allegations, it is believed that speeding, as it is in many cases, was the cause of this accident.

Stronger means of punishment should be meted out to motorists who break the law and this needs to be done in such a way that they are always aware and conscious of the penalties they will face if they are caught.

Whether we like to believe it or not, many motorists think that they can argue their way out of punishment and, therefore, make no real effort to stay within the boundaries of the law or the speed limit, for that matter.

Motorists who are reckless on our roads should not be allowed to escape punishment, and a strong message along this line needs to be sent.

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JesOS
The First True Christian Computer Operating System!

Freehold, IA Official Press Release:  This month, Landover Baptist Community College Computer Science instructor, Pastor Isaac Peters, along with ten of his hard-working male students, unveiled the results of a six-month Christian Service Project that is sure to take the computer world by storm. They have developed the first known True Christian Operating System: JesOS.  The system is being released to the Christian public, although the log-in sound effect still needs some work. 

The project was initiated out of Godly concern that Christians are persecuted daily by being forced to use Godless, secular humanist operating systems. Apple uses its corporate logo as a clear allusion to the fall of mankind, says Mr. Peters, and Windows funds a foundation set up by notorious atheist 'do-gooder,' Bill Gates, which seeks to help people in this life while paying no attention to their eternal destinies. And of course Linux is the handiwork of America-hating Europeans. Quite frankly, knowing this, the response of any Christian should be, I plead the power and blood of Jesus Christ over my keyboard! Demons out! Peters assures potential buyers that JesOS is made by Christians, for Christians! And the coding will never be outsourced to a country where they worship cows.

JesOS   Sanctifies and Enhances a Christ-like, Comfortable, and (Lord Willing) an Unsaved-Free Computing Experience for True Christians by Providing the Following Features:  All applications are integrated with a system-wide, context-sensitive spell checker and King James Bible dashboard widget. For example, if the user types terms such as "gay" or "LGBT," the spell checker will automatically insert the verses from Leviticus and Romans on sodomy. In any text except direct quotations from the King James Bible, the spell checker will automatically correct all spellings to conform to U.S. orthography. "If American English is good enough for Jesus," said Peters, "then it's good enough for JesOS, and it's more than good enough for you."  The operating system kernel will refuse calls from all applications that have not previously been cleared with the U.S. Department of Faith. For example, users should not expect to be able to play violent video games unless the violence comes straight out of the Old Testament or consists solely of that form of free speech popularly known as "hate crimes."  Anti-virus protection will not be included. Instead, taking a cue from the instructions in the Epistle of James on faith healing, technical support will be available to pray and hear confessions in order to cast out computer viruses. Support may be reached either through a 1-900 number or the chat channel #computerhealingservice on irc.landoverbaptist.org.  Every document will be thoroughly indexed by our GDesktop Search (or some take-off on the Google Desktop indexer, GDesktop for God-Desktop). All files will be scanned for subversive text (both ASCII and binary, lest Satan tempt someone to try to hide in a lower-base instead of God's own base 10). In addition, any file containing three consecutive 6's will immediately flag your account and a Dept. of Homeland Security will be around to speak with you in 30-45 minutes.  Provided plug-in for browser: Auto-Caps. Whenever it is detected that you are sharing the tough love of Jesus with homosexuals on the interwebs, the auto caps function WILL AUTOMATICALLY TRIGGER, SO AS TO AVOID HAVING TO LISTEN TO ANY SO-CALLED COUNTER-ARGUMENTS. Also known as the "O'Reilly-Factor".  Built-in video cameras will allow for monitoring of facial expressions consistent with self-abuse, (or tenderizing ones tallywhacker as we call it here at Landover Baptist). This is to prevent any pornographic sites from somehow getting through our standard Baptist sex filters. The cameras will operate 24/7, and allow for constant sin protection. Single, widowed men over the age of 65 will have the option of removing these services.

 

No Recycle Bin will be available on JesOS. This ensures that the user won't inadvertently lend credence to the Catholic idea of "purgatory", when a file is deleted, it is gone. Jesus sends those bytes straight to the fiery pits of Hell -- no if's, and's or but's about it! Besides, True Christians dont have any need to recycle in the real world, so why should we recycle on the computer?  Integrated support for the Rapture. Immediately following the Rapture, countless hordes of unsaved trash will descend upon empty True Christian houses to steal our underwear and anything else they can find. JesOS immediately locks down the computer and sends a Bluetooth signal to any extra supplies you might have laying around, causing them to detonate. Jesus won't be able to accuse you of heavenly treason, aiding the enemy! Built-in support for wildly popular Godly programs such as eSword, and BibleGateway (1611KJV only). Features a brand-new not-yet-released piece of software: DetectBias. Sponsored by Fox News, this handy little tool scans all information coming into your computer for liberal bias and immediately alerts the user when some communistic propaganda is detected.  Syncs with the global network Republican Party email servers, ensuring that the proper emails are deleted or lost according to the White House's orders. Acts as an email hub, sending hundreds of Special Moments Bible stories, verses, testimonies, and huge September 11 slideshows to all your friends and families, and everyone in their address books too!

Vybz Kartel ignores 'his shadow' 21 Apr 2008 | by A.K.A., Contributing Writer Jamaican deejay Vybz Kartel has dismissed a recent Busy Signal single which makes a glib reference that 'bad man nuh tek picture wid gun', a comment that could be directed at an incident earlier this year when Vybz Kartel and Aidonia were identified in a photograph with what appeared to be guns. The guns were later identified as 'props'. Click here to listen track (taken from DJ Kenny Passa Passa Vol 9) Kartela.jpg"Only schizophrenics fight their shadows. Why would I want to test my sanity by challenging my own reflection? Message to ghetto youths: life is more than guns and badness and media hype. Me want eternal wealth not short term gratification and destructive masculinity, that's what some people seem to be after. Well, tell them they can have it," he told One876Entertainment.com in an exclusive interview this morning. The deejay has been turning his attention to projects such as the promotion of his Vybz Rum liquor, as well as playing a role to help decrease the level of violence in the society. He recently personally bankrolled a series of radio commercials recording as public service announcements decrying violence. Listen ad "We have to make an effort to reach the disenfranchised youths in Jamaica, to make them understand that crime and violence is not the answer, life is more than just guns and badness...there are many opportunities out there and other ways for them to exist and express themselves," he said.

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September 04, 2008. FORREST CITY, AR (AP) Police say a Forrest City, Arkansas man has been charged with raping his 8 day-old baby.

According to a police report, officers were called to the Forrest City Medical Center, September 1, 2008, about a baby that had been sexually assaulted. Forrest City police say the baby also had a skull fracture and had to be transferred to the Arkansas Childrens Hospital in Little Rock because of the severity of the injuries.

Investigators say the father attacked the infant during a visit at her 15 year-old mother's house. Police say other people were at the home at the time of the assault.

Police say Davis had no criminal record since turning 18, but could not say whether Davis had a juvy wrap-sheet. The information could not be released under Arkansas state law, said investigators.

Police say the infants father, 18 year-old Reginald Davis, has been charged with Rape and Second-Degree Battery. The case is still under investigation and it is unknown if any other arrests will be made, said Forrest City Police.

Davis is being held on a $100,000 bond and is scheduled to appear in circuit court on September 17.