Yu have some gal a Portmore ah gwaan like dem a hot gal and dem and JPS inna malice? Dem life miserable when night come, mosquito ah kill dem because dem nah no light fi operate dem fan. Mi enemy dem know who me a talk, but mi chest broad Tru, nuh mek me start. SUSS TIME!
MUNGA AND HIM ONE BLACK JACKET
Lord , Munga, look how much money yu a mek, why yu haffi repeat yu clothes so often? Portmore, the man wear the same double-breasted jacket suit go the Teenage awards, him wear it inna the 'Take My Place' video and him wear it go Antigua Sting. Why the man caan hire a stylist fi tek care of dem ting de? Mi know say yu is a gangsta Ras and not a fashion ras.
WOMAN BEATEN IN APARTMENT
What a way the people dem a talk how the big man babymother nuh stop get beat up from the angry DJ since him find out say she ah give him bun wid di footballer. Portmore, no, is not no ordinary girl, is the big man outta east baby mother mi a talk, look good girl and ting, so she no business fi mek no man ah beat her, especially since him supposed to cure after the anger management classes him get last year. Portmore, mi a hot gal, mi nah go mek no bwoy beat me like the police dem beat Dr Ford, and then go brag and tell him friend dem. Like Spragga say, no way way way way way.
TODDLER AND KILLA CALL TRUCE
We love how the Scare Dem-Alliance firm up again? A little violation did gwaan and ting but as Nitty Kutchie say, everything gungu now so Toddla and Ele and Killa ah mek the Alliance strong again, and mi hear say dem plan fi do new tune and ting. Mi see Toddler pon HYPE TV this week ah premiere the Don't Run In video, it mad.
A GANGSTA SHEBADA
Portmore, mi go watch Like Father Like Son at the Green Gables wah day ya and it sell off. Mi buy my ticket early and de de a wait when mi see Shebada drive in wid a black Kingfish and him radio ah blast GullySide and him step out like a thugs and just step inna the theatre. The man ah real star. Anyway, the play nice, people ah roll inna the aisle especially when Shebada jump up inna the air and do the karate kick. The man flexible bad! Him ah go tek over from Oliver inna the comedy business. Big up Bunny, Stages and the whole entourage. Jukky, yu large.
REGGAE ACADEMY READY TO GO
Portmore, mi send gone mek my dress fi wear go Reggae Academy inna February. Ah go be mi first red carpet affair and mi ah go de de fi tell who look good and who did pap down. But mi love the way the reggae music look like it ah step up inna life. The ting transparent because everybody inna the Academy have a vote, plus dem can vote again as a member of the public, so people vote in yu favourite artiste. The Academy ah the real ting. Big up Steelie, Stanbury, Bogdanovich and Clyde McKenzie, the ting concrete.
DIANA ROSS SINGS THE BOOS
What a way the diva get $21 million worth of boos over Air Jamaica Jazz and Blues? Is wah she a try do? Hide the wrinkle dem weh a flow like the Rio Cobre pon her face? We pay we US$80 and caan get fi see the big artiste perform, we nuh muss mad. She lucky she neva haffi tek evasive action like Bunny Wailer ah Sting inna 1993.
QUESTION TIME
How di big man dem a NEERG MUSIC a gwaan suh? Di 'Premiere' riddim sell off. Cobra and Pamputae uno song a A Yuh Sey guh hard. Chuck Fender, Deva Bratt and Future Fambo goin to make a hit dis year.
What a way Danielle nuh stop till she catch a big hype offa D'Angel? She de pon the Negril Spring Break show and her picture de right beside her pon the poster and every school she go, and even up a Spectrum, she no stop do the song. She say she ah the hottest girl inna the world right now.
Why Shadu nuh buss' yet? Well people memba mi tell yuh dis a 2000 and great fi him. Him back from foreign wit a new look and style, dat ago tek ova.
What a way Kartel turn inna role model now? The man go Bembe and neva violate, him go pon TV and ah lick out against the gun violence against innocent people, and now him plan fi start talk to a number of high schools about the violence. The man grow up. Big man ting.
What a way CVM nuh stop show the preview fi East Fest wid I-Maroon ah sing Mi Salt? The paper dem say him ah the worst artiste fi 2008, but the man buss, everybody know him name now.
What a way Mark Messam ah mek the people dem proud of him wid him new song, End of the World that ah bubble pon the New York reggae chart dem now?
How Bounty Killer Sunday so nice last week? Crazy artiste did inna the place, mi all see Junior Gong alongside the Killer. BUNG BANG, the ting connect.
Where is Shade? She lost and caan find.
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