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Topic: Married Man Sends His Mistress To Another Country, Her Post Card To Him Priceless

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Married Man Sends His Mistress To Another Country, Her Post Card To Him Priceless

A very rich married man was having an affair with an Italian woman, one night she confirm that she was pregnant.

The man not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, told the Italian woman he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy and secretly have the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

The Italian woman was skeptical but she agreed, she then ask him how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, write 'spaghetti'  on the back. And once he got the post card he would arrange for the child support to begin. 

One day about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Sweetie she said you receive a strange post card from Italy today'.

'OK just give it to me and I'll explain it later', he said. The wife gave it to him and watch as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti,Spaghetti. Two with meatballs and one with out. Send extra sauce.

 

 



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